1 definition by Clearwater-Bath
The guy you see on the side of the road mounted upon his chotch chariot(crotch rocket) being pulled over by the police sporting a flamboyantly colorered mohawk upon top his helmet.
-Always take the moment to realize you are looking at a chotch kingpin and consider yourself lucky to have spotted one in the wild helmet-less and gel-less. A very vulnerable state for this special creature...a breathtaking sight.
•Usually into sack slapping and shit smearing. Has been known for closet dog fucking.
• a/k/a- fuck boy, hummus boy, cheeze
dick, Mamma's pussy plumper.
-Always take the moment to realize you are looking at a chotch kingpin and consider yourself lucky to have spotted one in the wild helmet-less and gel-less. A very vulnerable state for this special creature...a breathtaking sight.
•Usually into sack slapping and shit smearing. Has been known for closet dog fucking.
• a/k/a- fuck boy, hummus boy, cheeze
dick, Mamma's pussy plumper.
"Saw a fauxhawk behind the Shell station finger fucking a pit-bull earlier today... sneaky fucker done got caught up."
by Clearwater-Bath February 14, 2019