Exploding Bowtie 

To prominently deficate on a supine slumbering individual superior to the chest, but inferior of the neck, and upon completion, awakening the individual, who then looks down, causing the freshly laid fecal matter to be compressed by the individuals chin, and splattering in a bowtie formation.

If i come home and find her sleeping as usual, I am going to have to administer the exploding bowtie.

Exploding Bowtie by Mentone2 November 14, 2012

Exploding Dick Syndrome 

(N) Refers to When you wake up in the middle of the night with a dick full of dick pee. This typically is after periods of long drinking.

Woke up with exploding dick syndrome this morning. Boy, did I have a dick full of dick pee.

Exploding Dick Syndrome by 8========D August 1, 2016

Exploding Volcano 

This is when three guys jizz in your butt and then you squeeze and all the jizz comes out exploding like a volcano.

Oscar let 3 guys jizz in his bum and then he bent over and did the exploding volcano.

Exploding Volcano by UziQP November 20, 2018

Exceeding 

Not what zack gets L

Hey i got an exceeding! Not Zack though LOL.

Exceeding by God12345698 March 22, 2022

An exceedingly excellent "your mother" joke. 

A humorous joke to be told to your closest acquaintances, should you get bored.

Greetings. My name is Beef, and today I would like to present an exceedingly excellent "your mother" joke. I will now begin.

Your biological mother is so morbidly obese, when she went to go get her yearly physical done, the doctor took her blood and the results concluded that she had a high blood pressure, onset type 2 diabetes, hypertension and the possibility of heart disease. She also suffers from severe depression, because she lacks confidence in her physical appearance, which enables her to consume even more food, making her more obese. Not to mention, but your mother is becoming so monstrous, she had a hard time fitting through small spaces and exceeding weight limits on practical applications. Your mother has an endless cycle of malicious eating habits that only make her health worsen over time.

I hope whoever has just read this enjoyed the humorous "your mother" joke. Thank you for your time, and have a blessed day.

An exceedingly excellent "your mother" joke. by RealMr.SpyCrab1 September 16, 2022

Exploding Diarrhea

The act of evacuating ones self in an explosive manner.

Jim had the beefaroni at Ryan's Steakhouse and had a case of Exploding Diarrhea.

Exploding Diarrhea by Jim Bello July 16, 2008

Holy shit my penis is exploding 

The act of male genetalia detonating as a result of sexual intercourse (ejaculation), or C4.

Holy shit my penis is exploding

*while having sex* Girl my penis just exploded!
OR
*boom*

Holy shit my penis is exploding by The AWESOME DUDE!!! September 23, 2009