Evo

A name for a weirdo girl that loves too much food.
Overly nice and is into japanese fashion.
Loves all things cute and adorable and has a wild imagination.
Somtimes she can be scary yet cute.
Looks very cute and is very funny.
"Oh Evo ur so adorably cute!"
"Evo is kawai"
by HitmanSekai November 27, 2011
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Evo

A hunk of crap, tin can, economy car with an over-boosted engine and all wheel drive. It tries to execute an idea originally brought forth by Audi 25 years ago, and even its name is stolen, from a series of legendary Mercedes, as well as the hideous and gargantuan rear wing. Its target audience is teenage males, but owners of this car tend to be aging males, with levels of maturity on par with that of a 12-year-old, who saw the 'Fast and the Furious' movies and thought they were great cinema. Owners may also include those who do not possess the intelligence to build a fast car themselves.

WARNING!: Witnessing one of these tools driving an Evo can cause the witness actually become embarassed FOR the driver of said crap-box. This phenomenon is known as Loser-Sympathy.
"Holy crap! That guy just wrapped his Evo sideways around a telephone pole. It must have given him the delusion that he could actually drive."
by Deutschland Pwnz All March 01, 2007
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Evo

The Metalhammer midget.

Uses the catflap to get in his house after a night out in Tipton.
He was short, but not as short as Evo.
by Lugs-o October 05, 2004
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Evo

v. ~To Crash~
The Bullrun.com website was getting so much traffic the other day it Evo'd.
by Crash Bandicoot2 April 25, 2009
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Evo

Evo is airing tonight at 9:30.
by Darkstorm December 02, 2003
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Evo

A car that falls on its face after 70 mph, due to AWD
Evos are a joke,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
by Nizzan December 27, 2007
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eVo

Complete ineptitude at any online game whatsoever
As lame as eVo
by Anonymous February 03, 2003
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