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Guy 1- "Dude.. I totally boned this really hot chick last night. I think her name was Cindy. Man... She was one slippery ride"

Guy 2- "Luck you. The girl I boned had a horrible case of DPS.. I've got friction burn on my penis."
DPS by SweetSeduction September 26, 2009
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When the penis becomes old and saggy. It shrivles up and becomes very wricly. Once a penis comes down with the dreaded DPS, the victom can never have sex or pleasure himself again.

A disese that is passed down by the offsprings parents. When one has such disese they become infected and should be nutered imeditly. If disese has completly takein over then the victom becomes deadly.

Dehydrated Penis Syndrome is concidered an illegal wepon for is is very contagious in its early stages and if not stoped then the female partner of such victom will undoubtly come down with DVS.
DPS by Ryan Jacobson September 7, 2006
With the new era of Dual Processors taking over, new high end motherboards now have dps (dual processor support).
dps by 5l-l4VVl\l September 28, 2005
David is the DPS for the night
DPS by Ilayna October 26, 2010
Dilapidated Penis Syndrome.->someone with a dead or old penis
The old man has a DPS.
DPS by hornygirl31 June 25, 2009