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Douch by Thrustmaster64 December 17, 2019
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Douch Canoe
Possibly the largest form of douchness. When someone is being so shady that the common douch bag is unable to resolve.
What's Berts problem? I asked for supplies out of the warehouse but he is being such a douch canoe that he told me to fuck off.
Douch Canoe by cableguy7464 July 29, 2009
douch dance
When a guy thinks that he is cool either at a club or concert and during a rock show he starts dancing like an ass-hole, or i.e a douce. Usually done when the douch trys look like a mosher, but only hits weaker people on purpose or just dances like a mix between a mosher and a dance pit fag.
Man i cant believe that fag was tring to mosh next to us, all he did was just purposely tackle into us or just dance like a queer. I was going to tell him to go back to his gay dance pit but he looked too much like he was doing a douch dance rather than moshing or dancing.
douch dance by RHaRHoNSKSVPCS September 7, 2009
douch-it-out
When two or more guys do douchy things to eachother over and over. Usually over something dumb that happened a long time ago.
GUY A loses a bet to GUY B and doesn't follow through with his end of the deal. GUY B proceeds to call him an asshole and takes a dump on GUY A's porch. GUY A retaliates by smashing GUY B's window.So on and so forth.
GUY C: "What's going on between them, I thought they were best friends?"
GUY D: "Oh they douch-it-out all the time. But I think it's gonna end soon cuz the big fight is tomorrow and they both got tickets to go.
GUY C: "What's going on between them, I thought they were best friends?"
GUY D: "Oh they douch-it-out all the time. But I think it's gonna end soon cuz the big fight is tomorrow and they both got tickets to go.
douch-it-out by Oswaldo Rodriguez November 15, 2009
douch flute
douch flute by HeidiJean August 24, 2017
Douch-appotamus
Douch-appotamus by coraleclipseee July 9, 2007