The Diddler

Someone who likes to diddle with Technology outside of work such as a VOIP System or NAS

Did you see The Diddler he has got a new NAS and is rubbing his knees.

by Paul Mapantzoffs March 24, 2022

Diddler

A diddler is a man who enjoys sticking foreign objects in his ass for fun, such as bottles, baseball bats, his own penis, etc...

I can't believe that guy diddled that 40oz bottle.

Ex. see- www.diddlers.info

by Vin Diesel June 10, 2004

Diddlers

Slang for ecstasy pills or similar pills

"Man, I can barely stand up, see straight, remember my name or even talk, but have you got any diddlers to sell?"

by Green Renegade July 24, 2008

Diddler

A type of insult used in hockey but also could be a compliment

Your a fucking diddler mate

by Bambinator April 26, 2020

Diddler

A diddler is someone who is constantly getting side tracked at the most inappropriate times. They're perceived as slow when trying to get things done and their foregoings always end up conflicted and confusing.

Not associated with 'diddle or diddling' but these terms can be used to further diddler. You can be 'diddling' or 'diddle' around in your slow processes.

Example: 'About time you got here Johnny... You said you'd be here an hour ago.'

'Sorry, I had to brush my teeth and I got a little side tracked when The Simpsons came on.'

'Youre such a diddler!!! We're going to be late now.'

by Shnony August 13, 2014

Diddler

1.A person who plays with himself alot.
2.A person that likes the world.
3.Person who owns a Diddle.

Andrew likes to Diddle when he looks at *PORNO*........YEAH

by Roy Bagdat November 6, 2003

Diddler

When you take an exercise ball,insert it into your asshole and then inflate it until orgasm

Me:Hey zach,are you ready for...THE DIDDLER!
Zach:Oh hell yea dude

by InvertedThroatFuck February 23, 2019