Deek

A word meaning dick but said in a nicer fashion. Said around people that may be offended by the word 'DICK!'

"hey deek. what's up?"
"DEEK! i just spilled my hand cream all over my pants!"
"deek, that sucks."

by Toe Tee. September 13, 2009

deek

verb, to press the outer vaginal lips together with one's thumb and four fingers, in a manner like pulling a book from a shelf.

Before intercourse, Bob deeked Jane's vagina.

by AlzCarSale April 12, 2008

deek

Someone who is both a dork and a geek, thus making them a "deek"

Nah man, you're a total deek. Go away.

by Miss.Buttlock. March 18, 2011

deek

A druken Irishman's reference to his member.

Suck ME deek, M0THERFUCKING CUNTSUCK!

by Booker T. Buttfuck September 29, 2003

deek

Slang term for penis, derived from dick.

Put your balls on my deek.

by rex November 16, 2004

Deek

Word putting extra emphasis on dick.
A dick to the highest power
Dick squared

Jesus! Randall is a deek!

by Caseyh June 8, 2006

Deek

To have such violent and plentiful diarrhea that it runs down your leg and pools in your shoe.

Derived from Rob "Deek" De Castella, the marathon runner, who once this happened to when running a marathon.

Fucked her so hard in the ass she deeked herself all over my sheets!

I let her lick the deek of my willy. Gotta love the choc grin!

by Pat Bateman August 18, 2004