CTD
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The abreviation for Cellular Talking Device, in other words, a cell phone. It is used when saying cell phone simply takes too long and you are looking for a faster way to say it.
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n. (noun) Computer Transmitted Disease. Receiving a computer virus from a friend or significant other via link, e-mail, etc.
Leigh: Tracy gave me a link to watch this movie and my computer started acting crazy as hell.
Josh: Maybe the link she sent you gave you a CTD.
Josh: Maybe the link she sent you gave you a CTD.
CTD
CTD is an acronym for "Compulsive Thrusting Disorder" it's the need to thrust your hips forward at times that can be awkward.
Boyfriend and Girlfriend are laying in bed, girlfriend sits down on guy on his hips and she starts out like she's about to say something serious, he "randomly" thrusts his hips, she has angry face, he says "Sorry, I have CTD"
CTD Unit
A measurement of time in units of the length of "Mmm mmm mmm mmm" by The Crash Test Dummies. One CTD Unit is specifically 3 min and 53 seconds.
"I counted 6 hundred and 32.5 CTD Units to drive without sleep from Los Angles to New York City."
"Weird, because I counted, 5 hundred and 50. You must have hit some really bad traffic."
"Hey Chris, How many CTD Units did you sleep last night?"
"I slept a healthy 120 CTD Units."
Hey Lincoln, I noticed you were listening to "Help" by the Beatles, have you stopped counting CTD Units."
"No Larry, I always have CTD Units counting in my head!"
"Weird, because I counted, 5 hundred and 50. You must have hit some really bad traffic."
"Hey Chris, How many CTD Units did you sleep last night?"
"I slept a healthy 120 CTD Units."
Hey Lincoln, I noticed you were listening to "Help" by the Beatles, have you stopped counting CTD Units."
"No Larry, I always have CTD Units counting in my head!"
CTD: Culturally Transmitted Disease
A culturallly transmitted disease that attacks whole cultures of people. It runs in families and some studies show that it may be caused by a gene unique to humans that can produce good results but also can also cause negative tendencies. The exact chromosome has not yet been found if this is at all the root of the disease.
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An example of CTD: Culturally Transmitted Disease would be the Long Island Italian strain. A unique disease that causes a majority of Italians to behave in an overtly emotional manner displaying Operatic-like expressivity and using hyperbole. Anxiety is often a sympton of the disease. It originated on Long Island from the descendants of Brooklyn first generation Italians. No one knows the cause, but it is believe to be linked to an ancient Italian gene. Early onset of the disease is also very common among Long Island Italians.
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CTD: Culturally Transmitted Disease by TheVoiceOfPsyche January 23, 2013