A horrible song by the talentless Soulja Boy, comes with a dance. It plays everywhere especially in the suburbs where white kids and their parents sing along to it and do the dance...until they find out what the song's actually about.
Crank Dat is the reason I have no faith in humanity.
by CupBdown March 4, 2008
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A stupid-ass hip pop fad started by a song (crank dat soulja boy) by the talentless southern rapper Soulja Boy.

There's at least a million of songs that have the words "crank dat" in it, and they're all repetitive, stupid, and have no lyrical meaning whatsoever. It's just another bunch of retarded club songs that people are gonna forget about in a few months.
Here are a few of these shit-tastic songs:

Crank Dat Soulja Boy
Crank Dat Spiderman
Crank Dat Peter Pan
Crank Dat Yank
Crank Dat Batman
Crank Dat Superman
Crank Dat Lion King
Crank Dat Jump Rope
Crank Dat Weezy Wee

You can already tell that they're horrible just by reading their titles.
by Billy The Man November 8, 2007
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1.Genre of Music in which the lyrical content is severly lacking in pentameter.
2.Gener of Music in which the sole purpose is for people to dance, songs that have thier own distinctive dance.
3.Genre of Music in which young artist partake to become successful.
4.Urban Line Dancing
1. Songs like Crank Dat: Batman, Superman, Spiderman, Aquaman, Incredible Hulk and to some extent Lipgloss
2.Lipgloss, Superman, Aunt Jackie
3. Soulja Boy, Lil Ma Ma, Young Seph, 3rd Flo ect.
4.Crossing of legs, Tapping foots, Pelvic thrusts
by Lance Jeune October 10, 2007
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To destroy a wall with your phallus and ejaculate on a girl's face under the influence of alcohol and out of frustration.
Alex: Ahmed was so mad he crank dat hibou.
Marwan: WTF does that mean u crazy asian?!
Alex: Ahmed was mad pissed at this girl and he drank so much that he ended up putting holes in the wall and then squirted salad dressing on the girl's face and back.
by urbandictfan March 16, 2009
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when you are doing a chick from behind and then proceed to read her excerpts from The Great Gatsby. And then jizz on her lower right thigh.
"I gon Crank Dat Jeffay last night!"
by ClefPro October 29, 2008
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