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Corndog (n.): a stupid person, more stupid than a clown or douchebag; a walking coated meat popsicle; a mindless consumer.
Me: I'm amused by the way parents tell kids about how there's people "in charge of" things like "honking horn"... there's one person in charge of blah and there's one person in charge of pleh and there's one person in charge of meh
Friend: Kids want to learn, are curious. Parents are stupid
Me: yeah, because the guy that is in charge of the coffee can't be the same one in charge of the horn. if we talk to them like people instead of like corndogs, maybe they'd be smarter
Friend: Haha

Me: and maybe if instead of telling them everything we let them just watch, they wouldn't think we're ask as dumb as corndogs
Friend: Corndogs :D

Me: fookin corndogs, dumbest meat on the planet.
Corndog by livnah February 19, 2011
The entire LSU fan base is called corndogs. Their trashy football stadium, outdated baseball stadium and the shack they call a basketball stadium all smell like corndogs. Even their bars smell like corndogs. If you have ever met a corndog you know what im talking about.
The corndogs just lost their ninth game in a row.
corndog by sippi June 21, 2008
That was so corndog!
Corndog by Keri Myslinski September 10, 2008
A penis covered in fecal matter. Yes, it is far too disgusting to fathom.
My boyfriend and I enjoy snacking on corndogs, if you know what I mean.
corndog by corndog March 25, 2003
The sexual act of anal penetration, (Male or Female) and when in the process of pulling out, there is left over corn pulled from the anus and stuck onto the penis.
Cody and Skylar Were having passionate anal sex, after getting frustrated Cody had Donkey Punched Skylar. Pulled out and had left over corn stuck all over his penis. "Nice corndog!" exclaimed Skylar.
Corndog by Codylovesman April 25, 2011
Corndog can be used as a description for a person. Corndog's are loud, corny, tall and usually somewhat shucked. Corndog's have a sweet outside but a salty middle and take things to heart, which is not a bad thing. Corndog's probably love taking pictures because they look so delicious and the especially like when you comment about their deliciousness. Corndog's can be awkward because, well, they are a corn dog. Corndog's often come in packs of 2, yet they differ very much from their other packmate. Corndog's are wild, sweet, soft, and salty.
My friend is such a Corndog she is sooo awkward sometimes yet corny.
Corndog by testform April 24, 2019