by Jeremy Douglas August 2, 2006
Yo u spilt the bowl u fuckin cocksmoker.
U fuckin cock smoker.
And many many more they just get better and better
U fuckin cock smoker.
And many many more they just get better and better
by Cahk Smo ker February 4, 2003
by Neil Hollick July 3, 2009
A cock smoker is a wood or charcoal burning oven used to cook - or smoke - cocks. Using indirect heat, they smoke your cock with a slow and gentle method that, in the end, leaves your cock moist, tender and very flavorful. Adding a variety of hard or soft woods to the fire will impart different flavors.
Evidence of the existence of cock smokers predates recorded history. Recently, cave drawings and other artifacts have shown the existence of extensive cock smoking amongst the earliest of the Homo sapien species, the Cro Magnon. This and other evidence leads many anthropologists to believe that man has been smoking cock since the dawn of time.
Evidence of the existence of cock smokers predates recorded history. Recently, cave drawings and other artifacts have shown the existence of extensive cock smoking amongst the earliest of the Homo sapien species, the Cro Magnon. This and other evidence leads many anthropologists to believe that man has been smoking cock since the dawn of time.
Taking advantage of a cock smoker, Bernie produced the most succulent, perfect and juicy cock he had ever laid his mouth on.
by Teapot AKA Nigtronic September 27, 2006
John: Miiiii bro Sandra smoked my tsautseek down to the fuckin Filt!
Captain sausage: sounds like she’s a real cock smoker
Captain sausage: sounds like she’s a real cock smoker
by Skellzmaster March 18, 2019
A person who has surpassed cocksucker status. If every douchebaggery, sorry, backstabbing, lowdown thing they did was seen as them sucking cock, they'd look as natural sucking cocks as smoking cigars.
"Our yes-man co-worker sucks up to the boss constantly and makes us look bad. He's such a cock smoker."
by Sixkids412 February 9, 2018
God dam the bbq penises tasted mighty fine I think I ate 10 of them and it’s all down to my awesome cock smoker mmmmmmm
by Big T Hound October 21, 2021