An alcoholic drink consisting of one part vodka and two parts red bull. Aptly named because if you drink them all night, you awaken the next morning with your heart pounding and you feel like you took a round house kick to the face.
"I was about to fade last night so I drank a chuck norris or two, but man am I paying for it this morning.
by Eagle Match June 12, 2007
a movie star who for some reason everyone loves for not really any reason besides he does roundhouse kicks.
by blackout97 January 14, 2009
1.learned everything he knows from Bruce Lee
2.The last guy who got his ass whipped by Bruce Lee in Return of the Dragon.
2.The last guy who got his ass whipped by Bruce Lee in Return of the Dragon.
by ................................ January 6, 2006
"I hate Jimmy. I should chuck norris his so hard he has to go to the E.R."
"Man, Jimmy Chuck Norrised me so hard i alsmost had to go to the E.R."
"Man, Jimmy Chuck Norrised me so hard i alsmost had to go to the E.R."
by Stephen Lellan October 23, 2006
Alcoholic beverage containing mostly apple vodka and orange juice. Causes you to want to pummel human beings after several drinks.
Jeff: We're out of all the good alcohol. What are we going to drink?
Nik: Let's drink Chuck Norris'
Jason: No!!!! I don't want to get my ass kicked again.
Nik: Let's drink Chuck Norris'
Jason: No!!!! I don't want to get my ass kicked again.
by The Coolest Man Alive May 8, 2006
the personification of all that is fake and cheesy in Hollywood. He is the epitome of how Hollywood takes beautiful and/or honorable traditions from other cultures and turns them into packaged crap.
by Geppetto Whipple August 20, 2005
by Darren March 8, 2005