Coined from a popular pudding flavor, this is the sexual act when you slip out of hole #1 and accidentally penetrate hole #2. To effectively acheive the "Chocolate Banana Surprise" both parties involved should be unexpecting this to happen, which will most likely lead to chocolate on your banana.
Dude, I was doggin' my wife last night and accidentally slipped it in her butt... that was the best Chocolate Banana Surprise ever! I bet her balloon-knot is sore today!
by E-Nasty April 6, 2009
while playing sports, when you need to shit and can't get to a toilet you shit in your jock... and then put it back on.
by Marcus Bret Thomas July 15, 2009
the action of taking a shit in her mouth and making her throw up on her tits and then titty fuck her and cum all on her chest then spoon feed it to her
I gave her a chocolate cream surprise last night
by jimlustylip September 15, 2010
1. a cup of yogurt in which chocolate is found.
2. When a guy shits in the girls mouth, then she eats yogurt. The guy then proceeds to stir the mix in her mouth with his dick and then she gives him head.
2. When a guy shits in the girls mouth, then she eats yogurt. The guy then proceeds to stir the mix in her mouth with his dick and then she gives him head.
When John and Mary had no more ideas for their crazy sex games, John gave her a Chocolate Yogurt Surprise.
by Journalism man May 21, 2009
When you have anal sex with a person or animal several times, wait a day without showering and get head the next day from an unsuspecting source
Girl one: OMG! my boyfriend gave me the chocolate cock surprise!
Girl two: OMG! Wut did u do?!
Girl one:I cut his dick off and fed it to the dog
Girl two: OMG! Wut did u do?!
Girl one:I cut his dick off and fed it to the dog
by kinky bastard June 12, 2009
When a woman has wiped her ass from the front, leaving fecal matters inside her vagina and then pushes it out while someone goes down on her.
by TankTopTitties June 13, 2012
"Man, why does my room stink so bad?"
"Maybe your dog left you a Kinder Chocolate Surprise somewhere?"
"Maybe your dog left you a Kinder Chocolate Surprise somewhere?"
by pseudocivvy August 4, 2022