The remaining fecies left in someones ass-hole usually due to improper wiping procedures after one drops a log.
by M Style December 29, 2006
You call someone an "Ass Cheese" when they do something really dumb that pisses off everyone. This word was invented during Lunch recess at Zion Heights Middle School when SOMEONE kicked the class 8-1's only volleyball over a fence.
George(fake name) : *Kicks volleyball over the fence during lunch recess*
John(fake name): Great Job you !@#%ing ASS CHEESE!!!!
George: Duuuuuuuh
John: *beats up George*
John(fake name): Great Job you !@#%ing ASS CHEESE!!!!
George: Duuuuuuuh
John: *beats up George*
by SovietNorthDefinitions1955 November 17, 2021
When you shart in your pants and your in such a situation that you can't immedietly get somewhere to change your underwear or you don't realize there is actual poop fermenting inside your pants so you don't think to change your undergarments or you don't care enough to change your underwear. The stinky fart solution saturates your underwear and begins the aging process much like aged cheese.
"I went on a camping trip and accidently sharted. I didn't have an extra change of clothes so I had Ass Cheese growing in my shorts."
by Dangermilk September 2, 2009
the hot musky sweaty and maybe a little shitty residue left on the asshole after going toilet and not wiping very well which gives off a strong smell and can be very tasty
i spread her ass cheeks apart and rubbed her asshole and could smell her sweaty musky shitty ass cheese on her asshole that wasn't very clean and i licked it
by anom123 July 18, 2006
by Mark December 22, 2004
Someone who is bad at everything but always tries to ruin the day of others. Basically a Sell-Out, but 10 times worse.
"Minning screwed up at Volleyball so he kicked the volleyball over the school fence. He is such an Ass Cheese."
by SovietNorthDefinitions1955 November 26, 2021
Dick cheese is what forms when you nut in someones ass, then insert a butt plug. Do this multiple times and the cum will start to ferment into dick cheese.
by SenpaiYasuo March 26, 2018