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goal celebration 

A goal celebration happens when a goal is scored by a player, usually leading him to an orgasm. The team mates will often join the orgasmic session yelling and jumping around, grabbing and molesting him (in a good way).
Sometimes this goes to far, with the team mates jumping on him, incapable of holding themselves.
Goal Celebration example:

*Player 1 scores a goal.

*Player 1 starts running and yelling to the cameras.

*Player 2 grabs him.

*Player 3 slaps player 1's ass.

*Player 4 and 5 join the session by taking player 1 down.

*Player 6 jumps on player 1, while player 1 is lying on the floor still screaming and having an orgasm.

*All team mates orgasm with player 1.

*Player 1 gets up and thank them and the crowd.
goal celebration by Chullage February 3, 2009
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celebration injury

An injury to an athlete after a big play or after scoring points for the team as a result of celebrating the play or score. Occasionally seen in football after a field goal or TD, or after a goal in a soccer game. Can be a minor or major injury.
After doing celebration dances, our kicker suffered a minor back injury and our defensive end had a serious knee injury. Each had a celebration injury.

Diamondwood Celebration  

the act of ejaculating while having Diamond wood
"I had a Diamondwood celebration on Lisa's face last night."

food celebration 

A song someone sings when they are very hungry and about to eat. The song expresses the excitement that the food will provide when ingested.
Mark - "Food food food food food food food food"
John - "wtf was that, a food celebration?"

food celebration by Mark O August 24, 2007

celebration sex 

Having sex on a special occasion such as an anniversary, birthday, promotion or team win. Has been known to result in producing offspring nine months later.
It was her birthday and our team just won the title, so it was the perfect storm for celebration sex.
celebration sex by yes juanito yes November 11, 2014

Urination Celebration

The act of going to the bathroom when a movie is finished. It lasts for at least 15 seconds, and all you can do is smile.
"Dude I watched The Dark Knight yesterday and my urination celebration was amazing. It was the best i've had yet, and I have watched a lot of movies."

celebration dance 

An expression of joy and success after scoring a touchdown in football. Players are becoming more creative in their mini-performances following the TD.
Mike: "The receiver did a great celebration dance in the end-zone after catching the winning pass."

Ann: "I'm sure they caught it on video."