A bitter, angry old man who lies about his age, can’t handle his alcohol, and suffers the illusion that because a young bartender shows him manners, they are prepared to get sexy with him. He likes to insult people, and start fights with no cause, and is generally hated by all.
He becomes more hushed, yet severely more aggressive as the night goes on, and rapidly isolates himself from all those around him despite his pathetic attempts to buy friends by ordering drinks for everybody at the bar.
He becomes more hushed, yet severely more aggressive as the night goes on, and rapidly isolates himself from all those around him despite his pathetic attempts to buy friends by ordering drinks for everybody at the bar.
You know the guy, Burt that was buying rounds at the bar the other night? He’s a nasty mother fucker.
by Teambeer January 9, 2020
by cafelex October 14, 2011
1) Dude, I totally burted your blog's poll
2) This is unit 32, do you burt?
3) Man, stop burting my blog!
2) This is unit 32, do you burt?
3) Man, stop burting my blog!
by theburtmaster12345 August 13, 2009
by Adept Martin February 15, 2018
An office prank in which a co-worker forgets to lock their workstation and walks away and someone changes their background to a google image if Burt Reynolds nude on a bearskin rug for them to admire in all its hairy glory when they get back.
by Batfasturd April 19, 2011
The Burt (ϴ) is a derived unit of energy or work in the International System of Burt. It is equal to the energy expended (or work done) in applying a force of one Bubble (ø) through a distance of one FWOOSH! (☄), or in passing a current of one Egg (⊗) through a resistance of one Potato (♨) for one second, or in a passage of audible pique (☹) for one second.
One Burt (ϴ) = 1(ø x ☄) = (((kg x ☄) / (s^2)) x ☄) = ((kg(☄^2))/(s^2)) = (((⊗)x(♨)) x (☄^3)) = 1(☹ x s)
by Midnightmemory December 2, 2010
Norse goddess of wisdom, beauty and femininity, used to describe a lovely looking lady that has all of these qualities.
by Lou December 8, 2003