Both Sides Now

Taking a shit and ejaculating at the same time

the definition says it all

by JL August 22, 2003

Both Sides Now

refers to the male leaving the copulation bed because he needs to take a crap, he sits there with his hard-on outside of the toilet bowl, drops a big turd and immediately flings a load of ejaculate toward the bathroom wall in front of him. There is no feeling of orgasming, simply of unloading some jism. Return to the bed and cum a lesser load.

the definition says it all

I had to stop humping her to go drop a load, and I did, from Both Sides Now.

by Jake February 1, 2004

Buttering both sides of the bread

To go much harder than is necessary. Worthless overachievment.

"Aww man, I studied for three hours and the test turned out to be easy! I really buttered both sides of the bread on this one."

"Dude last night I took ten viagra before fucking my girlfriend!"
"Woah man, why you always gotta be buttering both sides of the bread?"

by John Handcock1234 June 5, 2012

I see both sides like chanel

A Bisexual statement made famous by Frank Ocean's song "Chanel," and it's supposed to be a metaphor since the Chanel logo has two C's facing opposite ways... c what he did there?

Boi: You gay?
Boi 2: nah fam, I see both sides like chanel

by mamamia la papi April 16, 2017

You can't call both sides of the coin?

Sadly, a choice has to be made.

Heads or Tails?
Up or Down?
Left or Right?
Coin Toss.
You can't call both sides of the coin?

by Wizardy Man October 1, 2011

i hope both sides of your pillows are warm

a terrifying insult, only chosen ones can use it

Dude, i hope both sides of your pillows are warm

by Krenarc October 7, 2021

to salt both sides of the pretzel

To be slow, dull-witted, dimwitted, soft in the head, dumb. To be "not all there."

John is a very bright person!

You think so? To me, he seems to salt both sides of the pretzel.

by uhqfuhasdasdfh February 8, 2010