Swamp Boating 

To motor boat someones ass. This is a high risk activity and should not be performed at random.

I got drunk and spent the night swamp boating girls asses. Now my face smells like ass and is covered in what I am hoping is chocolate.

Swamp Boating by The REAL Screg May 21, 2010

neu-boating 

Standing in your basement

I had to hurry home from golf so I could go neu-boating.

neu-boating by Peetos January 11, 2022

motor boating

Sticking your face between a ladys fun bags and blowing hard allowing the boobies to wobble on your cheeks.

I went motor boating with the missus last night.

motor boating by MrAsh December 30, 2005

Bumper Boating

The act of docking without a foreskin

Simon went Bumper Boating with Chris because they were unable to dock.

Bumper Boating by El Capitan! July 6, 2009

Wiener boating 

To make conversation in a rude and drunken manner. From the German, "weinerboten".

You've really got to stop wiener boating our waitress, or she's gonna cut us off.

Wiener boating by wakingrooster August 5, 2010

ho boating

The act of showing off specifically for the benefit of a member of the opposite sex.

"Dude why were you flaunting your curling skills back there?"
"I was just sweepin' 'n creepin' man, you know how i be"
"you were TOTALLY ho boating for Tiffany you slut"

ho boating by Kercher's Castle January 25, 2017

Narrow boating 

The noble act of opening the lock to a frigid girl's tight canal before filling it, closing it behind you, and moving upstream to the next with your veiny windlass.

I've just returned from a narrow boating holiday in Ibiza. God my cock is sore from shagging ten virgins in one night!

Narrow boating by jimbojacks December 31, 2009