blunked

When you have played a joke on someone via a blog post; i.e. a cross between blog and punked

That story you made up on your blog was hilarious. He had no idea that was coming.

Yeah, I totally blunked him, didn't I?

by melisalw May 12, 2009

Blunk

A term used for inserting your outer bellybutton into a women at a high velocity.

I blunked your mom last night, it was quite the awesomeness

by DjTyph April 1, 2010

Blunked

Past tense word for blink

Garrett just blunked and he missed the meteor shower

by pscott1981 December 15, 2020

Blunk

A mixture of blood and spunk usually from over 'stretching' in bed.

She woke up to blunk stains on her sheets.

by Online Mafia August 5, 2003

Blunk

Past tense conjugation of the verb Blink

One day, your life is going great; you’re on the fast-track toward accomplishing all of your goals, you compromise your morals, wake up in the St. Louis hand-job dungeon, have the clap, and it’s like you’ve Blunk, and your life is totally different.

by Anklepants December 21, 2018

Blunk

The mixture of Spunk and Blood, like you would find after having unprotected sex with a girl who's got the painters in.

Her: "lets have sex"
Him: "but you're on the blob"
Her: "Then lets make Blunk!"
Him: "aye, go on then, its either that or wank meself stupid"

by Spunky127 May 31, 2010

Blunk Rock

Alt punk before the bubble gum bullshit showed up

Aka.. Blink + Punk = Blunk Rock

"Man I miss the days when I used to blast Blunk Rock in the car stereo.. that was pure sublime dude".

by Blunk182 October 9, 2021