by Yeetman you July 22, 2021
Get the Blortmug. "No you Austin that's not how you say blown, Why on earth it would be BLORT!?"
"OOOH IM GONNA BLORT"
"Im going to blort him"
"OOOH IM GONNA BLORT"
"Im going to blort him"
by The almighty Zeus January 17, 2023
Get the Blortmug. This actually is a BLT(Bacon, Lettuce, Tomato) with the addition of onion and sliced radish. That really makes a classic sandwich a real taste treat!. Bacon, Lettuce, Onion, Radish, and Tomato sandwich or BLORT!!
by jayjaycooksgood June 21, 2009
Get the Blortmug. A combination of blow and snort. Used to describe the action of blowing liquid from the mouth out through the nose, usually in response to something totally unexpected and/or funny.
A was chatting with my brother, when he put up a Carlinism, and I blorted my soda all over my keyboard. It took me an hour to clean it off!
by macdude72 March 10, 2009
Get the Blortmug. 
Get the blortingmug. by Baconpastatortoise March 06, 2022
Get the BLORTmug.