biznatch

the only other word for bitch which is *much* cooler

"god she is such a biznatch!"
"dont u mean bitch?"
"no i mean biznatch."

by xxxMcNuggetxxx May 4, 2008

Biznatch

1. A censored synonym for bitch

2. A way of addressing a friend, especially in an excited manner.

3. Expressing annoyance to an acquaintance.

1. "That bi..."
*Teacher walks by*
"...IZNATCH annoys the hell out of me!"

2. "WE JUST WON STATE, BIZNATCH!"
"Congrats dawg!"

3. "STFU BIZNATCH!"

by PirateFabck April 28, 2009

biznatch

A combination of "bitch" and a "snatch"

Bitch + Snatch = Biznatch

Many high schoolers use the word to refrain from having to use the word "bitch" or "snatch" and get in trouble.

Ryan, why do you have to be such a little biznatch?

Sean, why do you have to be such a biznatch at times?

Telemantes, why do you have to be such a BITCH!?...I mean such a biznatch!?

So yea whats up biznatch? I MEAN BUDDY heh heh.

by Eddie (Melara) November 29, 2007

Biznatch

Someone who is annoyingly obsessed with their business or whose thoughts consist only of work related things. It does not matter if this person is at work or at home, eating dinner, praying or sleeping, their thoughts are always business related.

June Coldburn is a total biznatch, the only thing she ever talks about is her office job.

by Christian Writer August 25, 2018

biznatch

Play on the many slang derivitives of bitch, biznatch is originally a pun on biz and snatch; i.e. nice pussy.

Mmm can smell dat biznatch fro here

by Michael Patricks August 4, 2005

biznatch

another word for a silly hoe.

That chicken head mari is such a biznatch....see Mari.

by dR. JUICES ALOT May 8, 2003

Biznatch

He who is God, the one who knows all, sees all and is capable of all. The omniscient and omnipotent.

The mighty biznatch from above is shining upon me today. I won $3,000,000 just for walking into hooters!

by Ghod November 7, 2003