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Normal English - Bitch
Retard English - Biznatch
French - Biznoiche
Italian - Biznachissimo
Spanish - Biznachio
German - Biznachen
Japan - Biznakamura
Russian - Biznadetz
Gujarati - Biznander
Saudi Arabia - Al Bin Makhtoum Mohammed Mohammed Abdul Ahmed Khan Bizladen Hussein
Eygpt - Boutros Boutrous Biznoutros
Irish - O'Biznatch
Scotland - McBiznatch
Azerbaijan - Bizofoshiznatch
Search Engine: Biznoogle
As an element - Biznatchium (Chemical Symbol) Bz
Normal English: You Sir, are a bitch.
Retard English: You am these biznatch.

French: Est-ce que vouz savez que vouz etes une biznoiche.
Italian: L'opera aveva luogo biznachissimo
Spanish: Cuando estamos en la fiesta, queiro gritar biznachio.
German: Du bist eine grosse bizachen.
Japanese: の夫人、雌犬である
Russian: Ti bliad' biznadetz!
Gujarati: Jaldi, Jaldi, Biznander
Arabic: أنا العاهرة
Egypt: أنا Boutros Boutros العاهرة
Irish: Poch ma hon O'Biznatch
Scotland: Fàilte, Ceud mìle fàilte McBiznatch
Azerbaijan: xoş, üræyæyatan Bizofoshiznatch.
by GlobalBiznatch August 15, 2009
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biz-NATCH = noun
1. A highly disrespectful slang term.

2. Something you never call Abuelita.
"Shut-up, you old biznatch!" bitch biatch biznitch
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Biznatch, means 'bitch.' Can be used as a real insult, or as a petname for your friends.
Wazzup, biznatch?
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A somewhat anachronistic slang term for "bitch" that is currently used mainly in the context of self-conscious irony. Can be traced to the early 1990s, when rappers, responding to the copious bleeps and silences placed on their radio and video singles, began replacing the offending words with the same sound clips played backwards or in a highly manipulated fashion. The resulting vocalizations could be very loosely approximated by inserting a "z" sound into the middle of the word, and many rappers began to simply employ this technique with their own voices. Manipulations such as "biznatch" soon entered the slang world. Eventually, rappers such as Snoop Dogg would popularize the practice of manipulating even innocent phrases in this fashion, such as "fo' shizzle" (for sure). By this point, most had forgotten the origins of this strand of slang.
- "Derek's girlfriend is a queen biznatch"
- "Fo' shizzle."
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ummm in plain english 'bitch'.
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Either bitch or business, whatever is most applicable for the situation.
little joey: ...biznatch...


teacher: how dare you say that in my class, get the fuck out!


little joey: it means business!

teacher: I knew that.
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(noun): A collection of all your bitches.
Dude!? Where all my biznatches at?
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