The Birds and The Bees

used as a way of easy parenting. if you are using it, you are either:

a stressed middle-aged parent explaining it to your 10 year old

a scientist who studies both bees and birds and have created a formula or something about the bees and the birds (the animals not the sex)

In other words, it should be avoided.

1. dad: son, lets have a talk about... uhh... the bees and the birds.
son: oh ok. *drat, its time 4 the puberty talk*

2. Scientist: I have created a situation to all of our environment problems! And I have stored it all on this paper! *holds up paper* Ahem.... 'The birds and the bees...'
other scientists: *grabs paper and tears it up* SHHH bruv! we don't wanna here that crap!

by REB7293_2223hfje November 2, 2020

the birds and the bees

How parents explain interspecies relations to little children in a non-frightening way. Especially important to let the young understand the danger of unwanted pregnancy in same-species sex.

Little Johnny's interested in girls, we better tell him about the birds and the bees so he understands why we shag sheep.

by calandale November 17, 2014

the birds and the bees

The euphonism your parents used when they told you about the hibbly-jibbly.

Last night I learned all about the birds and the bees.

by Anonymous October 12, 2003

the birds and the bees

Old term used to refer to adult relations between a man and a woman. The birds reflect women, the bees reflect men, in a subtle but notable reference to sex. These days, we tend to be a lot more abrupt when discussing these issues pertaining to 'the birds and the bees'.

Why yes, son, she is a fine looking young lady. One day, I must sit you down upon on my knee and teach you about the birds and the bees.

by Stuart October 12, 2003

the birds and the bees

a polite way of saying boys and girls + fucking w/out condom = baby

"Son, let me tell you about the birds and the bees." "I already know about the birds and the bees." "No, I mean, the other type of birds and bees." "Ohhhh..."

by Mo Money October 13, 2003

the birds and the bees

A phrase used by nervous parents to explain fucking to children and teens

"It's about time we had a talk about the birds and the bees"

by Steph October 14, 2003

The birds and the bees

The non-embarrassing way of teaching your children about sex. The bee (male) and the bird (female.)

I think its time to tell you about the birds and the bees, sweetie.

by TellAnyoneTellEveryone November 21, 2010