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Papaya Flower Beetle
A code phrase for either Blaberus Discoid or Blaptica Dubia Roaches
These roach species are often raised by serious exotic animal keepers as a food source for their animals. The use of the code phrase is intended to avoid the use of the "red flag" word "ROACH" in an effort to keep women, neighbors, landlords and the general public (etc) from "freaking out" over their presence within the house. By eliminating and distancing the insects from the invasive pest that is the house cockroach, it is hoped that such insects will be greeted with a level of acceptance by the aforementioned groups or irrational humans.
These roach species are often raised by serious exotic animal keepers as a food source for their animals. The use of the code phrase is intended to avoid the use of the "red flag" word "ROACH" in an effort to keep women, neighbors, landlords and the general public (etc) from "freaking out" over their presence within the house. By eliminating and distancing the insects from the invasive pest that is the house cockroach, it is hoped that such insects will be greeted with a level of acceptance by the aforementioned groups or irrational humans.
Girlfriend: Honey, what are these that you're feeding to your chameleon?
Guy: Oh, they're "Hawaiian Papaya Flower Beetles" I started raising them because crickets got too expensive and they're healthier for the chameleons too!
Girlfriend: Do they eat papaya?
Guy: Yeah, They eat fresh fruit and flowers... so they can have babies, Aren't they cute?
Girlfriend: yeah,.. they are kinda cute...
Guy: Oh, they're "Hawaiian Papaya Flower Beetles" I started raising them because crickets got too expensive and they're healthier for the chameleons too!
Girlfriend: Do they eat papaya?
Guy: Yeah, They eat fresh fruit and flowers... so they can have babies, Aren't they cute?
Girlfriend: yeah,.. they are kinda cute...
Papaya Flower Beetle by Ron Bueno November 3, 2007
Beetle Claw
When the male proceeds to insert his index and middle finger into a females butthole and his thumb into her snatch, resulting in a claw like grasp giving the male full control of the females body.
Dude, Tyrone totally just gave Mandy a beetle claw and there was nothing she could do to escape his grasp.
Beetle Claw by Snatchlover420 September 29, 2011
Dong beetle
A dong beetle is a man or woman who, like a dung beetle feeding almost exclusively on dung, feeds almost exclusively on cock - viz, by sucking it. It is thus a synonym for a penis-loving whore.
Dong beetle by Jimmy McGee February 9, 2009
beetle fuck
Like the Darwin beetle, who tosses his mate out of the tree post coitus, mid climax a guy tosses his girl out of the bed loudly yelling "BEETLE FUCK!!"
I beetle fucked my girl doggie style and she flew ass over elbows onto the floor and I jumped right back in that shit.
beetle fuck by TheGreatSofaKing September 24, 2016
beetlepimpsidepiece
angry british girl from tiktok who cries over drarry and that flightless bird larry fanfics. obsessed with a debt of time and carries dhr tiktok
me: i need some new hp fanfic recommendations
mel: check beetlepimpsidepiece’s tiktok she’s got you covered
mel: check beetlepimpsidepiece’s tiktok she’s got you covered
beetlepimpsidepiece by remus + lupin August 17, 2021