Beat-up 

Anyone that looks like they have been beaten up, or the action of beating someone up

"He looks like a beat-up"
or
"I'm gonna open up a can of beat-up on his arse"

Beat-up by Stephen Bradley April 28, 2006

Beat-up 

A news story that has been written in such a way to make it appear more dramatic or sensational than it actually is.

Typically accompanied by an attention-grabbing headline.

That story of a man giving birth was a beat-up.

Beat-up by _Steve March 18, 2009

Beat up the dumb guy 

To jerk off

Yo bro, I am home alone tonight! You know what that means, right? I'm gonna beat up the dumb guy and he can't do anything about it!

Beat up the dumb guy by Bouchman May 18, 2022

Beat up torta

Refers to a female that shows up to the bar with a crapton of make-up on, usually with a halter top and ready to hook up with any guy around. Usually has the female version of a wingman around in case the freaky deaky happens.

Man, look at those beat up tortas ready for action. We don't even have to buy them a drink.

Beat up torta by DoctorFeelgood April 28, 2009

Beat-up bag of dicks

1.) A person who is a real piece of shit.

2.) Someone who sounds less than desirable when heard through Skype.

3.) A douche.

4.) An animal, object, concept, philosophy, etc. that fails at least one time and/or is in a constant state of failure.

5.) Something that smells, sounds, feels, or tastes terrible.

6.) A beaten-up bag-like container containing phalli.

That fucking oil spill is really turning into a beat-up bag of dicks.

Beat-up bag of dicks by A Beat-Up Bag of Dicks May 31, 2010

beat up from the street up 

ragged or trashy appearance

That stripper was beat up from the street up!

beat up from the street up by Joe 344 August 30, 2005

beat up the guts 

Beat up the pussy

Yo dizzle im goin to homegirls house, i am going to beat up the guts , after she wont be able to walk.. hoooootie whoooooo

beat up the guts by lillyf March 17, 2009