beach

another word for bitch

dude 1: hey, can i borrow your car later?
dude 2: no. never.
dude 1: youre being a real beach right now

by Raaaw September 26, 2008

beach

Where people go to hope to get laid or make fun of tourists

It's russian tourist month, and there are fat russian chicks all over the beach!

by Hoolaaaaaaaaaaaah April 4, 2007

beach

(adjective): A term describing a totally awesome person, place, or thing. Because the beach is totally awesome.

- Dude, those shoes are totally beach!

- I just got back from Paris, and the Eiffel Tower was so beach!

- "They're such a cool couple." "Yeah! They're so beach!"

by Gracie-Lou94 October 26, 2009

beach

The area between your ass and your crotch. Often hairy or "sandy" with "beach crumbs" aka "poo crumbs"

We have a great picture of Ryan putting his beach on John's face when he was passed out.

It was a nice day at the beach until Billy decided to wipe back to front.

That bitch so dirty, you never know what diseases will wash up on that beach

by jiggaslapnuts October 18, 2007

beach

Approaching a cracker and making a loud noise in their face similar to a seal (the kind that lives in the ocean).

Did you see that guy's face when I beached him?

by Greg&Cory December 22, 2004

beach

"beach" a word fobs try saying but end up saying "bitch"

mom:HEY! guess what?
co-worker:What?
mom: I live near the beach!
co-worker:ohh uhh yeah me too!
mom: its nice to live near a beach because its fun to swim in!
co-worker: what the hell?
mom:uhh...would you like to live near a beach?
co-worker: HELLLLL NAWWW!!!
mom:WELL YOU GO TO HELL!!

by nerak audab July 24, 2006

beach

A place that may as well be heaven in disguise. Warning: Beaches may lead to gorgeous tans, adventures, and fun times.

Lol, all my friends are going skiing this winter, but I'm going to the beach! Jealous yet?

by Noone Importantatall March 12, 2015