barf

A reaction to something that's revolting. Causing you to upchuck. Something disgusting in nature or unnatural.

Vitale's small cock, obesity and herpes simplex made me want to barf.

I had to excuse myself to use the bathroom many times.

by swanns January 27, 2009

barf

A critical, idiotic, or exceptionally embarrassing failure. Has origins in California.

"Dude, did you see Eric flip off his teacher?"
"Who did?"
"Eric, man! He thought ROB tripped him!"
"Ha! MEGA BARF!"

by Feezy, my Neezy January 02, 2009

barf, barf, barf

When spoken aloud, a mature response to the sight of two people who love each other fearlessly.

Watching the ageless couple sitting in a chair meant for one, gazing into each other's eyes, stroking, kissing, laughing at things no one else could see or hear, she expressed her own joy eloquently, muttering, "barf, barf, barf".

by Monkey's Dad December 25, 2022

barfed

to vomit

i barfed near the toilet.

by mitana April 19, 2016

Barf

1. Term used to describe Vomit
2. Term used for the action of Vomiting (Barfing)

1. Eww! Look at all the barf!
2. We caught him barfing up a storm after the drinking contest.

by Falconrath September 23, 2003

Barfing

The anticipation is excillirating. Every muscle in your body, every nerve in the entire nervous system: all are under extreme and involuntary exertion. Your skeletal muscles of the lower extremities lock up, you begin hyperventilating, your heart rate and blood pressure spike, the diaphragm plunges deep within your abdomen, and your trunk contracts, compressing the contents of your bowls. It all comes out, everything, the nausea with it. Endorphins flood your bloodstream, and from regurgitation you experience one of the best feelings ever. The instant feeling of relief of vomiting is extremely euphoric. You love it.

I'm going drink 7 beers so I can go barfing. I love barfing

by DidacticDolphin July 13, 2019

Barf

The thing that medicine companies make "fruit" taste like

Ok but why tho? Cherry taste > medicine barf cherry taste

by 🅱️ommunism January 17, 2022