Small furry, black and white, stripey, long pin toe nailed, snarly, sciffle footed, jelly tot licking, soldered nostril friend of a stoat.
by ferret boy May 22, 2006

the coolest people you will ever meet.
they enjoy screaming BADGER everywhere they go.
they like to party and drink pomegrantie drinks.
they love each other longgg timmee. =
Their lives revolve around badgers.
badga
badga
badga
badga
badga
badga
badga
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they enjoy screaming BADGER everywhere they go.
they like to party and drink pomegrantie drinks.
they love each other longgg timmee. =
Their lives revolve around badgers.
badga
badga
badga
badga
badga
badga
badga
=
by brittany starr badger May 06, 2008

Dirty old man- a dodgy old guy looking for a beautiful young lady (young enough to be his daughter) to take back to his lair and have his way with... a male version of the Canadian slang expression , "cougar".
by Siobhan and Shane May 27, 2006

when a vagina is so dirty and unclean that it is no longer considered a beaver. it is brown and YUCKY.
a slang term for a vagina that is overused
a skank hoes Koofie
derived from the latin term Browne Vadger
a slang term for a vagina that is overused
a skank hoes Koofie
derived from the latin term Browne Vadger
yo kats badger is so nasty that I think i saw an animal come out of the hole and skamper away.
Her badger is so stanky it smells like the great depression.
Her badger is so stanky it smells like the great depression.
by FOOLPIE November 18, 2006

malc - i don't know what to do, my lawn is being ravaged by badgers
kim - try pissing on it, i read on the internet that they don't come near the smell of old piss.
kim - try pissing on it, i read on the internet that they don't come near the smell of old piss.
by billinom8s November 02, 2009

chunky blonde highlights placed amongst darker hair giving the impression of stripes, by someone who foolishly believes they are 'cool' or 'trendy'
this type of female hairstyle is becoming increasingly rare - and seems to be heading for extinction... but when spotted, one should inform all of this glorious sighting by exclaiming 'Badger!'
by Prof Stretch April 21, 2006

An animal that live in a set that gets combined with a combine harvester in bristol it gets combined with a crab and has pinchers and walkes sideways doing the dance to thriller
by jessica davis April 13, 2006
