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back pocket guy

Or just "back pocket".

(Derogatory)

1. One of the guys a woman keeps platonically in her orbit so that she could tap into in times of need.

2. One of the guys a woman keeps platonically in her orbit to possibly, one day, marry or get into a relationship with when she's old enough and the security alarm of settling down becomes too loud to ignore.

Also see: (beta) orbiter ; white knight
- When she doesn't hook up or spend the night with anyone, Maria calls one of her back pocket guys to give her a ride from the club.

- If push comes to shove, in tens years, you'll probably still have your back pockets.
back pocket guy by SomewhereElse January 13, 2017

Back pocket hanging out 

(n) this is the result of excessive anal plundering; the intestines actually exit through the anus, forming a dangling mass, resembling a pink sock.
When I left prison, I had a back pocket hanging out the size of Texas.

back-pocket panini 

The culinary delight that results from riding the subway with your lunch in your back pocket. Kind of like a modern-day saddle steak.
My wallet felt a little softer than usual when I sat down on the L this morning and then I remembered I'd put a PBJ in my pocket. By the time I got to work, it was the perfect back-pocket panini, flat and warm. Only thing missing was grill marks.

back-pocket knowledge 

Knowledge that one knows but only brings up when the situation presents itself.
Johnny knew he wouldn't need to know that in english, "mis bolas son picazón",means "my balls are itchy", but he remembered it just for the sake of back-pocket knowledge.

Back Pocket Bookie. 

1. A woman who when wearing pants looks as though she has a book in her back pocket.
White girls always have flat asses, every single one of them is a back pocket bookie.

Back-Pocket Bitch

When a female puts her phone on her back pocket making you wanna look at what she's got.
That Back-Pocket Bitch had a Samsung S8!