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Noe Archiviste 

The finest fucking man to ever exist and is married to Anastasia B*****. He’s booty is so juicy and he’s so fragile and delicate yet he can break yo back in seconds. Don’t get him angry unless you on yo period and got lots of blood to spare.
Oh my god. Is that Noe Archiviste? He is so hot-“
SHHH OMG DONT SAY THAT HES ANASTASIAS MAN THEY DONT PLAY LIKE THAT
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a state of constantly arriving 

A person who, while present the entire time, when called upon appears to have no idea what is going on as though they've just arrived.
"What's up with Shawn?"
"I don't get it. He's been here the whole time and has no idea what's going on".
"He appears to be stuck in a state of constantly arriving".

sex arching 

When a girl is sitting on your lap facing you (naked). Then she does a backbend till her head touches the floor. Allowing you to massage her frontside!
"Dude I went over to my girls house and she was sex arching on me, it was great!"
sex arching by bear_9191 August 16, 2011

Archiviate 

When we got so many hoes we gotta put that shit in archives.
"Damn, theres so many bitches up in here, we gonna have to archiviate them hoes."

achieving the ocho

masturbating 8 times in one day, one of the ultimate manly stamina and endurance challenges
Man, Anthony totally was achieving the ocho the day before school started again. What a fuckin boss.
Someone who records and archives things they come across. Can be done with projects paper magic spells etc.
"Dude, i think my friend is an archivist."
archivist by Shade Jackman January 11, 2015

I'm so proud of myself for achieving this life goal.

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