archivist

Someone who records and archives things they come across. Can be done with projects paper magic spells etc.

"Dude, i think my friend is an archivist."

by Shade Jackman January 11, 2015

archivist

An archivist is a nice name for male secretary. When a male secretary is embarrassed of their profession and they try to pretend they aren't giving coffee to a boss, they call themselves archivists.

That Stephen Harty CLAIMS to be an archivist.

by vinceismyboss March 21, 2010

Archivist

a tired man who gets bullied by the world. occasionally can also be a badass old lady

"Archivist! /derogatory"

by spirallarti September 12, 2022

Archivist

An Attractive younger woman that have sexual relations with wealthy older men and records all conversation made between the two illegally. Then uses it as blackmail against said older man for monetary or public gain.

Reporter: Ms. Stiviano, Do you consider yourself to be Donald Sterling's Girlfriend.

Ms. Stiviano: No, I was his Archivist.

by Cynic April 30, 2014

Noe Archiviste

The finest fucking man to ever exist and is married to Anastasia B*****. He’s booty is so juicy and he’s so fragile and delicate yet he can break yo back in seconds. Don’t get him angry unless you on yo period and got lots of blood to spare.

“Oh my god. Is that Noe Archiviste? He is so hot-“
SHHH OMG DONT SAY THAT HES ANASTASIAS MAN THEY DONT PLAY LIKE THAT

by Noes soulmate ❤️ August 14, 2021