Archivist

a tired man who gets bullied by the world. occasionally can also be a badass old lady

"Archivist! /derogatory"

Archivist by spirallarti September 12, 2022

Archivist

An Attractive younger woman that have sexual relations with wealthy older men and records all conversation made between the two illegally. Then uses it as blackmail against said older man for monetary or public gain.

Reporter: Ms. Stiviano, Do you consider yourself to be Donald Sterling's Girlfriend.

Ms. Stiviano: No, I was his Archivist.

Archivist by Cynic April 30, 2014

archivist

Someone who records and archives things they come across. Can be done with projects paper magic spells etc.

"Dude, i think my friend is an archivist."

archivist by Shade Jackman January 11, 2015

archivist

An archivist is a nice name for male secretary. When a male secretary is embarrassed of their profession and they try to pretend they aren't giving coffee to a boss, they call themselves archivists.

That Stephen Harty CLAIMS to be an archivist.

archivist by vinceismyboss March 21, 2010

ambulance chaser activists 

A left wing (BLM/Antifa) activist who jumps on to any officer involved shooting when there is little to no information available to make far reaching politically motivated assumptions and demands. Eventually these assumptions are overwhelmingly proven false by bodycam and autopsy reports

I saw the bodycam after hearing how she 'promoted peace' only to see her trying to stab someone. You just can't trust those ambulance chaser activists

ambulance chaser activists by n_t_12 April 27, 2021

The Magnus Archives 

The Magnus Archives is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.

*sips cup of madness*

"Have you listened to The Magnus Archives?"

"Is that the podcast of a bunch of queer British people screaming?"

"Yeah that's the one"

"Of course, how could I forget the name of my latest hyper fixation of the past 2 months where I lock myself in a dark room and get absorbed into a podcast that at first seems like spooky stories, but transpires into something horrific and deep?"

*The phone rings, it's your mother. She's worried about you. You haven't come out of your room in 2 months. Please answer the phone*

The Magnus Archives by Not Safe For Worms May 7, 2020

overnight activist 

A person who, upon seeing a political message on a social networking site, instantly becomes a die-hard supporter despite knowing nothing about the subject.

Jackie -OMG, I just saw KONY2012. Save the Children!!!!
Brenda -OMG me too. It's so sad that this is happening in Uganda.
Informed Individual- You know this has been happening 26 years and that the Ugandan gov did the same thing to get in power... overnight activists

overnight activist by deadseenscroll June 20, 2012