Zamboner

The act of using a boner (without the help of the hands) to drive a zamboni (as long as the erection is not the result of male enhancement pills).

Whoa, those guys really put the boner in Zamboner!!

by VivaLaItalia September 21, 2008

The act of a man getting excited or aroused Combines the words 'zamboni' and 'boner.' First coined at a UW Badgers Men's Hockey Game.

When I saw this money hottie at the bar last night, I got a zamboner!

by Steve&Craig November 2, 2003

When you're riding your zamboni but then you get a random boner

I saw a hot ice skater while I was cleaning the ice so I got a zamboner

by K Jensen March 11, 2015

zamboner

This is what happens when you watch hot hockey players play hockey and you get a little excited!

Dude....I was watching the portland pirates last night and totally got a zamboner!!

by Hannah and Jayne November 24, 2008

Someone who stashes our hash beer check beer in the shaved ice from a Zamboni, only to have it stolen by the Zamboni operator

The Zamboner left our Hash beer in the shaved ice pile behind the rink, only to have it stolen by the Zamboni operator.

by Virgin Dick August 26, 2008

Having a girl sit on your lap while you do laps on the Zamboni. Can also include sex on the Zamboni.

Hey baby, why don't you stop by the rink later on and I'll give you a Zamboner Ride.

by ElMonoDelMar August 24, 2007

A boner that happens in the cold, how ironic!

Guy: I got a boner! It’s cold out!
Guy 2: Idk how the hell that happens, but zamboner

by StudMastaFlex34 June 1, 2022