You've been dicked

another term to say you've been punk'd

Bill: hey robin
Robin: what?
Bill: you've been dicked

by wizzlars January 12, 2013

You've Been Yodelled

If you live in the UK and the goods you've ordered online go missing, get lobbed onto your roof or arrive damaged. This only happens with the courier company "Yodel", as a result when you tell friends and family that your goods didn't arrive in good condition / at all they will usually tell you that "You've Been Yodelled"

David: I ordered a new PS4 and the courier lobbed it over the fence into my garden in the pissing rain so now it's ruined.

Simon: Wow dude, what courier did they use?

David: They used Yodel, despite the fact that I asked for DPD

Simon: Haha, You've Been Yodelled mate

by IKnowTheLingo October 6, 2020

You've Been Pimped

When a person uses other people to knowingly just FREAK other people out.

I was called into the office by my 2 bosses and I stormed in there all pissed off and ready to wrestle. I started yelling and swearing and pounding on things, Letting my freak flag fly waaaay high!.......I then retreated from their office into a room of 25 disbelieving people who probably thought I was going on permanent unemployment. HA! It was STAGED!!! Us three had planned the whole thing to freak you all right the freak OUT!! You've Been Pimped!! Aaaaand Youuuur Welllllllcome! HA! ;-)P

by wavesecho December 11, 2011

You've Got Mail

Based off of the Tom Hanks film, when two people in relationships like each other, they have mail.

Guy One " Dude shes hotter than my girlfriend."
Guy Two " Dude You've got mail"

by Bac100 June 17, 2011

you've ruined me

The feeling after an orgasm when the oxytocin makes everything slow down and a nap would be nice. Wanting to just relax in the bliss and not take on any other activity. Feeling "Ruined" yet liking that way. From the lyrics by Norah Jones - You've Ruined Me - "You've ruined me now Though I liked it now I'm ruined"

Oh, that was so good! You've ruined me and I need a moment or maybe a nap.

by Let's have fun in the sun February 12, 2015

you've had a touch

Cockney slang for 'you're lucky.'

'You've had a touch, stupid little mug!!'

by December 9, 2021

You've been cheesecaked

To say "you've been cheesecaked!" means you have asserted full dominance over an apponent or anyone really.
The purpose of saying the phrase is to leave the person in utter confusion, loss, and despair.

*John and Joe both say "shotgun!" At the same time.*
*They both start running to the passenger door.*
*Joe makes it to the door first, leaving John in the dust.*
Joe's says: "You've been cheesecaked!"
John starts crying.

by JuanSanchéz March 4, 2022