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Lame people that think they have magic powers.
Allie- Wizards are GAY!

Dan- Yeah they are.
Wizard by Kathey McMillan July 2, 2008
This word is an umbrella term for both urine and faeces for use in semi-polite (metnally ill) company.

1. "to do a wizard"
2. "to have a wizard"
"oh man, i've gotta go for a wizard"

"that last wizard came out all pointy"

"hey dan, how do you fancy doing a wizard on me tonight?"
Wizard by Candiclaus February 2, 2009
Another word for awesome, cool, alright, superific, fantabulous, totally frickin' amazing or any other positive word you can think of :)
'Hey dude, d'ya like beans?'
'Yeah i like beans'
'Wizard'
An exclamation of joy, similar to "cool" or "great." Origens are unknown, but it is featured heavily in the book, "Lord of the Flies."
"We can use Piggy's specs to make a fire!"
"Wizard!"
wizard by Jonathan Nardolilli June 11, 2006
A phenomena caused by friction; occuring when an eldery gentleman's grey 'beard' rubs against the inside of his polyester trousers, resulting in an electric shock being administered to anyone touching his 'wand'.
Gladys' eyes shot open in shock as she felt the sparks from Albert's semi-flaccid cock shoot across her toothless gums.
"Wizard!" she thought.
Wizard by Dirty Animals January 16, 2009
Another way of saying something is good or cool.
That shirt is wizard
Wizard by A Million Lights June 22, 2013