A operating system developed by Microsoft. It was the most popular operating system to be used until Windows 10 came around
by thatssoboring March 24, 2019
Modern (judging by release date) operating system that does what Vista was supposed to do, what XP was trying to do, what Windows 98 aimed at doing, what Windows 95 promised to do, .... but retains the main characteristic of all Microsoft products since MS-DOS: it sucks
PC user: Man, I can't believe it! it took only 5 seconds to load the BSOD! is Windows 7 fast or what?
by s0101 November 10, 2009
Microsoft's newest operating system that was supposedly "error free", just like vista. Critically acclaimed to be better than the rest, it's users disagree, although its advertising with cute little toddlers using Windows 7 makes it seem so sleek, easy to use and versatile, Microsoft's deceiving commercials lull the buyers in with cuteness and then smack them in the face with errors, rhetorical questions, and loading screens. Windows 7 was supposed to awesome, amazing, the virtuoso of operating systerms, even better than mac, better than linux, better than any other operating system, however Windows 7 doesn't compare to a fresh steaming a pile of horse dung.
"Hey dude, did you hear about Windows 7?"
"Yeah man, I heard that Ashley bought a new PC with Windows 7 on it, but with all of the problems it has been giving her she returned it and bought a Mac.
"Yeah man, I heard that Ashley bought a new PC with Windows 7 on it, but with all of the problems it has been giving her she returned it and bought a Mac.
by ayalacoming December 18, 2009
The contents of an unflushed toilet after an incredibly foul episode of explosive diarrhea. We're talkin' half liquid, half solid, splattered all over the toilet bowl, complete with oily discharge, a bit of blood, and some undigested pieces of corn. The maker of Windows 7 usually leaves it all in the pot unflushed and often without even any toilet paper - so you know they didn't wipe.
Unsuspecting Joe walked right into the bathroom only to discover that he was going to have to deal with Windows 7... so he plugged his nose, averted his eyes, put on the latex gloves, and tried his best to flush that foul shit down to where it belongs.
by win-doh!-s October 26, 2009
In retrospect, one of the greatest operating systems ever created. It was simple, it was modern, and it performed flawlessly (unlike Win 10 which is constantly riddled with bugs). It is ironic how Windows 10 adopted a more minimal user interface design, yet it is twice as more convoluted to use than Windows 7.
Using Windows 7 feels like freedom. Using Windows 10 feels like oppression.
Using Windows 7 feels like freedom. Using Windows 10 feels like oppression.
Man I miss Windows 7. Although I like the design and function of Windows 10 (and 11), I really do miss the old Aero UI with the glass-paneled taskbar and such. I also miss those Win 7 themes that had those UI sound effects that change with it.
And overall everything in Win 7 just felt so much simpler and way less intrusive. It felt like it was your home.
(P.S. are their seriously no GIFs of Windows 7??)
And overall everything in Win 7 just felt so much simpler and way less intrusive. It felt like it was your home.
(P.S. are their seriously no GIFs of Windows 7??)
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian July 28, 2021
Joe: Dude, I just bought Windows 7 today!!! It's sooooo much better than Vista!!
Jim: Man, you could have just downloaded Service Pack 2 for Vista. It's pretty much the same thing!
Joe: *sobs*
Jim: Man, you could have just downloaded Service Pack 2 for Vista. It's pretty much the same thing!
Joe: *sobs*
by withcheese March 17, 2009
by unemployedninja January 1, 2010