a 64 bit operating system created by microsoft that feels just as buggy and insecure as windows vista and xp. Despite having little to no backwards compatibility other than XP mode, it is bought up by pc gamers and mac haters who are only concerned with using their computer for games and business.
It has made little to no original innovations that do not feel like a macintosh (os x) computer, and is used as a tool to lure Apple users to convert to microsoft. It has nothing that convinces a true Mac user to convert.
It has made little to no original innovations that do not feel like a macintosh (os x) computer, and is used as a tool to lure Apple users to convert to microsoft. It has nothing that convinces a true Mac user to convert.
Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac
Windows: and I'm a PC running windows 7
Mac: Hey, look, you're dressing like me.
Windows: Well, I thought if I looked like you people would buy me up.
Mac: Well, you made a very good try, but we're just not twins.
Windows: Well, turns out, we are too stubborn to change how we act, so
Mac: Face it, you look like me, but you're just not me.
Windows: and I'm a PC running windows 7
Mac: Hey, look, you're dressing like me.
Windows: Well, I thought if I looked like you people would buy me up.
Mac: Well, you made a very good try, but we're just not twins.
Windows: Well, turns out, we are too stubborn to change how we act, so
Mac: Face it, you look like me, but you're just not me.
by KTJDDD August 11, 2010
Windows Vista Part 2. Basically the same idea and concept as Windows Vista, but is way more dumbed down and user friendly for us XP and Mac junkies. Very pretty OS.
by Kyle 230 February 3, 2010
Suburban sex party for software fetishists. Microsoft supplies a number of videos on "activities" that can be done at these parties.
by nabalzbhf September 29, 2009
Smart people do this when their computer comes with an inferior operating system, especially Windows 8.
Matt: Hey Aidan, I got this totally awesome new laptop! It's got an Intel Core i7 quad-core, dual Nvidia graphics and 12GB of memory!
Aidan: What operating system does it have? Windows 8?
Matt: Yep, so I'm gonna be upgrading to Windows 7!
Aidan: Then we can play Borderlands!
Aidan: What operating system does it have? Windows 8?
Matt: Yep, so I'm gonna be upgrading to Windows 7!
Aidan: Then we can play Borderlands!
by matthewj4x February 20, 2014
A fake copy of windows 7 downloaded from a torrent website. Usually comes with security loop holes and hidden viruses thats undetectable with anti-virus programs.
I downloaded a free copy of a bootleg windows 7 but I know there is a virus hidden some where in it but I don't feel like doing anything about it.
by DoomTHREE-d April 17, 2010
Layer upon layer upon layer upon layer upon layer upon layer upon layer of buzzkill. An utter tragedy before your very eyes, one which will have repercussions beyond your high time. A variant of the Whopper BK, which is bad enough in its own right.
So what are you all in for?
Well, we got high as balls, then thought it was a good idea to execute a fake kidnapping of a friend of ours. Everyone thought it was real and we ended up in a standoff with police.
Wow, that's a Whopper BK.
Actually a Windows 7 Whopper BK to be exact.
Well, we got high as balls, then thought it was a good idea to execute a fake kidnapping of a friend of ours. Everyone thought it was real and we ended up in a standoff with police.
Wow, that's a Whopper BK.
Actually a Windows 7 Whopper BK to be exact.
by Smollie October 26, 2009
The undiscovered iPhone killer. The UI is simpler than the iPhone. Offers XBOX Live service, to be updated to become more comprehensive in the Fall "Mango" update. Offers Zune, which can enable unlimited downloading and streaming on the go via a $150 annual Zune Pass option. Zune Pass also enables the user to own 120 songs that are not restricted to being played by Zune capable devices (i.e. Macs, other MP3 players). Offers Microsoft Office and multiple synchronization services, via Sharepoint or Skydrive. Pioneered many ease of use functions that will now be incorporated into Apple's new iPhone 5. Additionally has many phone models than the iPhone, but are all built on the same phone hardware base (thereby providing different form factors for the exact same phone).
Will be adding user friendly and practical features in the Fall "Mango" update, most notably being Local Scout (delivers an array of local features and places to the user), Image/Music search (On-demand search of visual/audio feedback via Bing/Zune/3rd Party Applications), Email integration (Can congregate email accounts together, supports email "conversation" format), and will also be adding more third party support for "Live Tile" homescreen interfaces.
Has a notable lack of advertising, and has never flaunted its own ego like a jackass. Android or iOS have clearly done so on national television.
Will be adding user friendly and practical features in the Fall "Mango" update, most notably being Local Scout (delivers an array of local features and places to the user), Image/Music search (On-demand search of visual/audio feedback via Bing/Zune/3rd Party Applications), Email integration (Can congregate email accounts together, supports email "conversation" format), and will also be adding more third party support for "Live Tile" homescreen interfaces.
Has a notable lack of advertising, and has never flaunted its own ego like a jackass. Android or iOS have clearly done so on national television.
by ablahblah54 July 25, 2011