A fag poser who hosts a gay t.v. show on mtv where the cheap ass gives away 1000 dollars to the winner of his gay joke "battles"
" The only reason people know that stupid ass Wilmer Valderrama is because he plowed mandy moore and lindsay lohan."
by Rusty Williams September 17, 2006
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A common name that white people mix up with rapper "Mike WiLL Made-It"
Yo, did you hear that Mike Wilmer song?
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fez from that 70's show the ultimate player hes had sex with lindsay lohan mandy moorejennifer love hewittand ashlee simpson.
Fez: (reading his car): Fez has a tiny -- I do not! It's perfectly normal based on all the other ones I've seen. (Hyde ~looks~ at Fez) I only look for comparison. Well, if Jackie wants war, I'll give her a war.
Hyde: Whatever you say, Tiny.
Fez: Hey, if it's so small, why would I name it Big John

Wilmer Valderrama
by Coryblount August 21, 2006
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Wilmer Valderrama is a sexxxyyy Venezuelan who thinks $1000 "cash-money" is a descent amount for prize money on his show Yo Momma. He told Howard Stern about deflowering Mandy Moore and and having sex with Lindsay Lohan, Ashlee Simpson, and Jennifer Love Hewitt, who denied it. He has a nice ass too . . .
Stella: Who's that ghetto Hispanic on Yo Momma?
Tabitha: That's Wilmer Valderrama, Lohan's ex.
by @#$%Stella August 23, 2006
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The really hot guy who hosts 'Yo Momma' on MTV. He has that really cute way of saying 'a thousand dollars in cash-moneeeeey'!!!!!!!!!!! ack! I LOVE HIM!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!
I love Wilmer Valderrama!!! How could you not!!!??? that hair... that voice... swoon!!!!
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Fat shaming people using the excuse that you're an MD and then giving them a guilt trip
That guy just totally wilmered you
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wilmer lives ofetn in slaka and has a huge cock and get all the girls, i promise. He is super cool and every girl likes hin.
Have you heard of Wilmer, yeah his hot
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