walnuts

When your nuts are a little sweaty so they stick to the side of your leg. The pre-cursor to itchy nuts.

"Dude, it's so hot in here I got the worst walnuts."

by Jawn June 04, 2005

walnut

Someone who is obsessed with walls.

My best friend is a walnut.

by Nospmoht Fets January 29, 2005

Walnuts

A pair of testicles placed flush against a vertical plane.

I want to ask you one question. If I had some nuts, hanging on the wall, what would I have honey? I said, "Darlin, you'd have some walnuts!"

by deeznuts19903 October 01, 2009

walnut

When a female has a gigantic clitoris, and the hood is massive. The hood covering the clitoris is called a walnut.

"Hey bitch! I saw you shaking that ass the other day, and I could see your walnut through your pants."

by Rigglediggle February 07, 2009

walnuts

People that drive in Waldorf Maryland that constantly rear end drivers while driving on route 301, because of rubber necking at the new restaurant construction.

Look at the walnuts standing in traffic with their hoods crumpled up, once again, causing all the traffic congestion.

(FROM INSIDE OF THAT SAME VEHICLE MINUTES EARLIER)
"Look over there honey, I didn't know we were getting a Chipotle here, WHAM !!!! HORN SOUNDS AND AIRBAG DEPLOYS

by Paul Li December 09, 2008

walnut

Slang for prostrate. The male G spot which when pushed will result in male ejaculation

I blew my load when she thumbed my walnut

by Veronica Moser January 09, 2007

walnuts

John McCain. So named because he looks like he's storing walnuts in his oddly distended cheeks and jowls.

I saw walnuts on the TV today, looking like some kind of malformed barnacle.

by w1nt3rmut3 January 13, 2009