A car make with a growing reputation for being completely unreliable and costing half your year's salary to repair.
Dude1: That girl is bad news, she's as flakey as a Volkswagen and gonna cost you just as much to keep in good nick.
Dude2: I know bro, but she's hot to look at and goes from 0 to 100 just as fast. Giggity.
Dude2: I know bro, but she's hot to look at and goes from 0 to 100 just as fast. Giggity.
by SomeoneWhoRespectsNathanFillon June 26, 2013
the German car you get when you can't afford to buy any other German car (eg. BMW, Mercedes, Audi, Porsche, etc.) because of price.
by A$$kicka January 13, 2014
Hitler Mobiles.
Volkwagens are like Clitoris's every cunts got one.
if you own a shitty fucking dub Concrat's you get to join the faggot club.
Everyone Volkswagen is the same, Shit. they brake there boring as fuck and they look like a piece of shit too.
As you can tell, i dont really like them
Volkwagens are like Clitoris's every cunts got one.
if you own a shitty fucking dub Concrat's you get to join the faggot club.
Everyone Volkswagen is the same, Shit. they brake there boring as fuck and they look like a piece of shit too.
As you can tell, i dont really like them
by vtecy0 January 2, 2009
by Joe C April 9, 2005
by w3irdal October 8, 2015
Followers of Volkswagenism have Ten (10) Commandments which to follow.
Thou shall gather at Volkswagen shows and events, and join with clubs and travel in with the packs.
Thou shall speak of Volkswagen several times daily and of a positive manner.
Thou shall enjoy the daily task involved in maintaining and clean one's Volkswagen.
Thou shall take interest in Germany. Interest in it's people and it's culture.
Thou shall spread the good gospel of Volkswagen, being of fine quality and dependability, to the blind man.
Thou shall learn, and take into study, Volkswagen's history.
Thou shall stand up for the values and beliefs of Volkswagen - of company, employees, owners, and of the fellow Volkswagenist.
Thou shall never pass another Volkswagen in distress. Love thy brother of both water and air.
Thou shall try to make one pilgrimage to Wolfsburg in one's life. By one's self or of representation.
Thou shall love thy Volkswagen. Even if the child is sick, one shall love that child no less. Shower it with the gifts of custom accessories.
It is important to remember that air cooled and water cooled children are of the same father, Volkswagen. Do not make borders between each. We must travel with and among each other in harmony. To become a true Volkswagenist one should follow these commandments of life. On the road of life, there are owners and there are followers.
Thou shall gather at Volkswagen shows and events, and join with clubs and travel in with the packs.
Thou shall speak of Volkswagen several times daily and of a positive manner.
Thou shall enjoy the daily task involved in maintaining and clean one's Volkswagen.
Thou shall take interest in Germany. Interest in it's people and it's culture.
Thou shall spread the good gospel of Volkswagen, being of fine quality and dependability, to the blind man.
Thou shall learn, and take into study, Volkswagen's history.
Thou shall stand up for the values and beliefs of Volkswagen - of company, employees, owners, and of the fellow Volkswagenist.
Thou shall never pass another Volkswagen in distress. Love thy brother of both water and air.
Thou shall try to make one pilgrimage to Wolfsburg in one's life. By one's self or of representation.
Thou shall love thy Volkswagen. Even if the child is sick, one shall love that child no less. Shower it with the gifts of custom accessories.
It is important to remember that air cooled and water cooled children are of the same father, Volkswagen. Do not make borders between each. We must travel with and among each other in harmony. To become a true Volkswagenist one should follow these commandments of life. On the road of life, there are owners and there are followers.
by \X/ November 12, 2010
One of the best car companies of all time. Starting with the Beetle, they continually fired out proven winners with the Scirocco, Vanagon, Karman Ghia and later with the Golf/GTI and Jetta. Time and time again, they've continued to find success with both younger and older generations, instilling a sense of family and comradrie in the drivers, similar to that found in Jeep owners. Most Volkswagen owners who take their cars seriously gain valuable insight into the world of German engineering, tweaking the lines of their cars to both increase their overall performance and retain an impressive and distinct style at the same time.
I just picked up an R32... and blew the unpainted body kit off of a 1991 Civic that attempted to race me.
by SpewingChunks August 14, 2005