vagenius

A guy who is brilliant at getting together with women and helping his friends do the same.

Bert told me what to text this girl and I got laid, the guy is a vagenius.

by Bert Juman January 8, 2010

vagenius

someone who has perfected the art of cunnilingus.

"After dinner, we went home and got to third base. He was a vagenius!"

by 1brazilnut November 24, 2008

vagenius - (smart pussy)

Just like a smart phone vagenius relates to the level of features a woman's vagina has. Most men appreciate and cherish vagenius. Generally, it is meant as a high form of praise toward the level of quality of the woman's vagina.

Some features common to vagenius's are: snap back, kegel lock up, squirting, pussy tricks in general. It can also be applied in a sentence such as she got some "vagenius!" or She pays the bills with her "vagenius - (smart pussy)".

by I.C. REW June 30, 2011

Vagenius

When a women thinks with her vagina instead of her brain

If I wasn't such a vagenius I could've finished this presentation days ago

"Hey what's up with Anna lately? All she talks about is that new guys she's been hooking up with" "Ya she's being a total vagenius"

by The Shuffler February 6, 2018

vagenius

when a woman is smart

damn, that woman is intelligent asf, she must be a vagenius.

by nathan.rnc August 27, 2023

vagenius

a vagina expert

"did you know that vaginas..."
"oh my god, you're such a vagenius"

by baboonis December 19, 2015

Vagenius

A man who pretends to be in a relationship to trick his opponent into thinking that he is no longer trying. Further accomplishing his ultimate goal in becoming a fantasy football god.

Did you hear that Vag changed his relationship status on Facebook to taken? I think he's just tricking CPL. What a Vagenius.

by Thaoliban December 28, 2022