When she's sucking on your knob while giving you the ol' hand twister and she starts fingering your ass all at the same time.
by FingersinColton November 13, 2018
by lmxdurgex August 5, 2009
The act of slipping laxatives into your partner's food, coating them in coconut oil and pushing them into an empty bathtub naked.
by RatBlaster January 10, 2022
I wanna be that that’s just an inside joke, a thug that’s pulling a Freddy boy who’s got a personal relationship with his hoes calls them when he’s not around his wife since the money and hides every single check or transaction that he makes a con he is an unholy. Dad leaves his kids at home with his wife while he’s out there, playing cards with hoes at the strip club. He gets his boy with him, they stay up all night on drugs spending money comes back home and lies to his wife straight in her face. He does this constantly throughout his life the day he married he said it was forever, but what’s forever without a little fun without a little lie, he continues his lifestyle as a mole And thinks he will never get caught. He has anonymously continue to dig himself a deeper hole doesn’t believe in God and thinks that it’s God‘s fault he will continue to be swimming in his own misery. You’ll never know when you see this man if he’s true, or not, but a married man, that is unholy is a con. He will rip your heart out the day you meet him, or if I say become one of his hoes.
Daughter-Hey dad, where are you going? Mom said that you were going to go to the store can you get me something?
Unholy dad-yeah sure, what do you want?
Daughter-I’ll take a Coke and some chips please
Unholy dad-OK
He leaves to the store looks at his phone is already got hoes, lined up messaging and calling him wanting to know what he’s doing next because he has not been where they are so they’re asking about where his whereabouts are.
He makes up lies as he goes. He’s really good at it while he’s taking a while. He’s getting his work done on the side. And all the while he comes back home and forgets his daughters chips and her Coke must be hard to be an unholy doubt out there forgetting your child’s needs and keeping up with your own. How do you sleep at night?
Unholy dad-yeah sure, what do you want?
Daughter-I’ll take a Coke and some chips please
Unholy dad-OK
He leaves to the store looks at his phone is already got hoes, lined up messaging and calling him wanting to know what he’s doing next because he has not been where they are so they’re asking about where his whereabouts are.
He makes up lies as he goes. He’s really good at it while he’s taking a while. He’s getting his work done on the side. And all the while he comes back home and forgets his daughters chips and her Coke must be hard to be an unholy doubt out there forgetting your child’s needs and keeping up with your own. How do you sleep at night?
by I slept with your cousin December 30, 2022
by Dutcheh October 14, 2013
by Toytown Traveler November 22, 2006
An amazing four-piece band from Red Deer, Alberta with an amazing sound that only faggot ass douche sluts wouldn't enjoy. Everybody loves them and if they say they don't they are lying and are probably a bunch of fag humping cock smokers that would rather listen or ass rape Soul Side In.
Normal Person: "Hey man, have you heard of The Unholy Truth?"
Normal Person's Normal Friend: "Yeah man, they're making my pussy so wet just thinking about them, I have to go home and masterbate!"
Cock Smoking Outsider Douche Slut: "Soul Side In makes me cum in my ass, and then they cum in my ASS! Fag rock forever!!!"
Normal Person's Normal Friend: "Yeah man, they're making my pussy so wet just thinking about them, I have to go home and masterbate!"
Cock Smoking Outsider Douche Slut: "Soul Side In makes me cum in my ass, and then they cum in my ASS! Fag rock forever!!!"
by rapethemetal February 3, 2010