A combination of the words Twat and Cunt. An insult mainly reserved for women who are of a bitchy-ness far beyond normal reasoning.
I caught my twunt of a girlfriend cheating on me in my place and she had the nerve to throw ME out!
by Aldamita April 25, 2011
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A chiefly Morrisian portmanteau, evoking the spirit of a lady's faff, clacker or minge.
Go make my dinner, bitch, before I smack you up the twunt.
by TV Spunk January 30, 2003
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The ultimate asshole! The term applies to both men and women. It is used when people willfully, do something so nasty, hurtful or stupid that instead of punching them…you call them TWUNTS.
You slept with my boyfriend!? You twunt!!!
by Urbanpervertnyc February 27, 2013
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Someone who is so much of a twat, that they remain oblivious to the fact that they are a total cunt.
I swear some of these politician's are twunts.
by TheShaivite June 21, 2017
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As above, but Morris first appears to have used the term for his 'Time To Go Column' in the Observer newspaper under the pseudonym Richard Geefe.
And the editor of this paper brought flowers and chocolate from colleagues (and Lewis Wolpert's latest blubsheet from the biggest twunt in journalism who I have named here: if you don't see their name, it has been censored and our no-cuts agreement already lies in ruins).

('Time To Go',30/05/99)
by Norah February 25, 2006
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a clean mixture of twat and cunt
by shredy December 10, 2003
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The combined word of cunt and twat because you are not too much of a bastard to be called a cunt but you are enough of a bastard to not be called a twat. In essence you are a hybrid bastard or a twunt.
An example of a twunt is is the asshole that goes to the 10 items or less lane with 30 fucking cans of cat food and 9 other items 30 cans of the same item do not combine to create one fucking item.
by Big B 1234 August 12, 2010
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