Pencil Twister

Another term for masterbating; being so bored and finding a way to pass the time, by twisting the pencil

Kyle: Yo are we chillin tonight?
Craig: I'm down, but I bet Anthony is gunna stay home and be a "Pencil Twister"

Pencil Twister by Bikerclown69 June 14, 2017

Tiffany-Twisted

From the Eagles song, "Hotel California." It was used to describe a woman in love with power and money.

Her mind is Tiffany-Twisted
She got the Mercedes Bens
She got a lot of pretty, pretty boys
That she calls "friends"

Tiffany-Twisted by Tifmcd June 4, 2009

Twisted Metal 

A game for Playstation, Playstation 2, and PSP involving vehicles armed with guns, missiles, and anything destructive. The game has many sequels, all of which involving 2 of the same characters:
Sweet Tooth -- An evil clown with a flaming head. Runs an ice cream truck in which he killed people in before he was in the Contest.
Calypso -- Head of the Twisted Metal contest. Grants wishes to the winner of the contest, but often twists the wishes to his own delight.

Player one: Sweet Tooth will destroy you!

Player two: Wrong! *initiates special attack*

Player one: Oh my god! You killed me!

Player two: Thats Twisted Metal, PUNK! Bow down to me.

Twisted Metal by Armthehobos August 6, 2007

Get it twisted 

To gamble above one's means.

Me and the bros hit up the slots last night and had to get it twisted, next thing we knew we were out of money.

Get it twisted by Betty Cogburn May 30, 2022

Tittie Twister 

The act of taking ones nipple between your thumb and forefinger and twisting with great force. Considered a term of endearment in high school athletic circles.

Geeze, my nipple is still burning from that killer tittie twister I got in gym class!

Tittie Twister by Whiplash January 7, 2005

Twisted like a Pretzel 

When the brain suffers from mind block. Usually happens when brain is overwhelmed from processing too many and/or certain thoughts. Being unable to think straight.

I can't think of how to explain 'twisted like a pretzel' my mind is all twisted like a pretzel.

Twisted like a Pretzel by SexyAttractiveMale June 17, 2016

Alberta tongue twister 

When you and your best bud perform fellatio on each other in the washroom of a Tim Hortons restaurant.

After the Flames game tonight wanna stop by Timmy's for a quick Alberta tongue twister?

Alberta tongue twister by John Moneybags January 20, 2019