Twister

Oh my god I can't believe noone has mentioned the yummy ice lolly yet... Well basically if you don't have a clue what I'm on about then I'm on about an ice lolly with twisting strawberry and lime around a stick thingy and then with creaaamy pineapply bananarey stuff aswell. Yeah and basically they're cool... OK I admit I'm bored and writing this thing, but I'm so fucking hungry, it's all I could think of! Sorry you poor bored bastards...

*Slurps* "Ahhhh twisters are the best ice lollys ever."

by St. Arzy October 04, 2005

twister

when you take your tounge and stick it in a girls pussy and twist your toung also refered as eating you out

matt gave me a twister in bed last night, it was soo good

by Nicolex33 June 11, 2007

twister

One who disrupts with the miniscule brain activity of a chav by asking them a simple question, usually entailing basic arithmetic or anything taught outside of kindergarten. Or, indeed, their date of birth or the identity of their biological father.

"That teacher's a twister innit"

by TC Raymond May 25, 2005

twister

someone who twistes a situation.... basically a real bitch. they take something someone has said then twist it to what they want to make it sound worse nd basically cause arguments ALL the time. bitch

claire- i just dont really like hannah tht much shes ok i just prefer not being around her.
emily- aw dnt worry i feel the same
claire- dont tell
emily- dont worry i wont
emily(to sarah)- claire hates hannahs guts and thinks shes a TOTAL bitch lol!!! she want her to crawl into a little corner and slit herself coz she hates her sooo much!
(claire finds out wen hannah finds out)
hannah- omg u bitch i thort u liked me!!!!
claire- wat?
hannah- u want me to kill myself coz u hate my guts!
claire- i NEVA sed that
hannah- apparently u did!
claire- wel sum1 has been a twister coz i neva sed tht!!!!

by 99*-* December 07, 2006

Twister

Something that couples do in their bedrooms with each other
(sex). Word to use for sex so not being so obvious about it.

Me and Stan played twister last at his house after the date

by Di1916 January 03, 2012

twister

A slang that means someone who is a master in contortions and twists. It also denotes a person who says "what a twist!" constantly and uncontrollably.

David: Kevin how was your mother last night?
Kevin: She was good.
David: Good. I made sure she had a great time in bed.
Kevin: YOU DAMN TWISTER!!!
David: what a twist!

by Greenbananaberry October 21, 2009

Twister

a wierd kinky sex game, played by young kids

Boy: lets play twister!
Girl: ok, i want to be on the bottom

by jmksk8 June 26, 2006