Twatter

When a girl squats at your house and pays her rent with her twat.

That girl is such a Twatter. Does she ever pay any rent?

by piratemactster December 17, 2008

Twatter

Version of twitter for Christian boybands with purity rings and pubic hair that grows out of their cranium.

Joe Jonas: I don't use Twitter, I prefer Twatter.

Nick Jonas: But that's because you're gay...

Joe Jonas: Precisely.

by Mileycyrusluvsanal May 2, 2009

Twatter

The midway point between twat and shitter

Rachel needs to shave her twatter.

by AuntJemimasIronSkillet October 15, 2010

Twatter

one who is a twat on twitter

"Did you see steph's last tweet?"
"Yeah she's such a twatter"

by Chester The Molester 94 November 7, 2011

Twatter

When one vents to their own or a friend's vagina similar to the online social networking service called Twitter.

Betty Sue: "I just tweeted on Twitter about how horrid my day was."

Anna Joe: "Funny! I just twattered my vagina the same thing a few minutes ago....or maybe that was my grandma's? It's been a long day, Betty Sue :(."

by Meatloaf_Surprise February 24, 2010

Twatter

Derogatory name for a Twin Otter airplane.

He flies a Twatter.

by Pilot532 October 21, 2010

Twatter

Derived from neutral common Twitter, people Twittering about various things.
When people are Twittering about typical feminin topics, it is called Twattering
This refers to a certain part of the feminin body known as "Twat"
As females tend to be proudly different, but as least as nice as men, theri social media skils differ a lot....

Girl Twatter: getting some lipstick to impress the #boys
Woman Twatter: Picking up some chocolate for TV night on the couch
Girl: broke up with #boyfriend cause he went out with his buddies

by HeinHenderson December 1, 2009