thoughts and prayers 

what NRA-funded politicians say after a mass shooting, instead of working on gun control

mass shooter: brrbrbrbrbbrbrrrr

politician: my thoughts and prayers will stop him fs

mass shooter: *shoots politician*

politician: *fucking dies*

NRA: *buys another politician to say thoughts and prayers*

thoughts and prayers by goodvibes4ever October 10, 2020

thoughts and prayers 

A deep and sincere concern for the someone especially for someone who faces a trial which is beyond mere human help.

You are in my thoughts and prayers.
Thoughts and prayers!
May God bless you! You are in my thoughts and prayers!

thoughts and prayers by StephenInd October 10, 2020

Thoughts and prayers 

When you think of someone and send their best to them.

I am praying for you. Sending my thoughts and prayers to help you recover.

Thoughts and prayers by Green&Red bows October 16, 2020

Thoughts and prayers 

Common social media reply to posts about dead people when there is, in fact, no thoughts and no prayers. And if there is, they last about 2 seconds.

*comments “Thoughts and Prayers”*
*immediately goes back to watching porn*

Thoughts and prayers by TheAlwaysCorrect1 February 5, 2023

Thoughts and Prayers 

A phrase used to show support for somebody going through a hard time. It's been adopted by uncaring and radical leftists as a perjorative by Godless heathens living with their parents, who despise the Constitution and the protection it provides American citizens. It's most commonly used as a derogatory phrase by liberals to make fun of people of faith.

"Did you hear a mentally deranged Bernie Sanders supporting liberal shot a bunch of unarmed Senators playing baseball?"

"Hahaha yeah that's funny, I'm sending my "thoughts and prayers". By the way could you ask your Mom to bring us some Cheesy Poofs next time she comes down to the basement?"

"Yeah. Hey let's smoke this bowl then go buy a new video game with your unemployment check"

Thoughts and Prayers by Chickswithdicks666 October 15, 2020

Thoughts and Prayers 

A phrase often used as an insincere or superficial gesture, implying concern without offering tangible support or action. This phrase is particularly used by public figures and officials, in response to tragedies or disasters.

“During the out-of-control wildfires in Jasper, Alberta, the premier, Danielle Smith, offered 'thoughts and prayers' to those who had lost their homes, but many residents felt this was an empty gesture without any real plan for recovery or assistance."

Thoughts and Prayers by lilacburn July 26, 2024

Fuck your thoughts and prayers 

The CINO bill which would instantly bans firearms when a mass shooting happened and also would do climate action after when a natural disaster such as wildfire, floods and Hurricanes occured

The Fuck your thoughts and prayers would absolutely save us all.

Fuck your thoughts and prayers by Porg009 March 19, 2024