A fart so bad that its like someone wrapped a lasso around your neck and pulled it tight. You can't breathe.
by Flaming Moobs December 3, 2013
When a male with a penis extending over 7 inches swings his god given gift around creating a lasso effect.
You should have seen the bruise on her face. She was giving him head and he hit her with the African Lasso
by Butchugger12345 April 22, 2018
A used condom that is tied at one end and used to slap someone in the face after fornicating with them.
by CuntFucker69 October 15, 2009
by Kalmia22 June 4, 2017
The art of shitting in a sock then spinning it above your head like a lasso. It can also be implied with an empty spinning hand.
I was at a meeting the other day that went on and on, to the point I had to simulate a shit lasso. That shut up the MD.
by amscray August 9, 2011
(n) to silently release a fart when having a conversation with a friend, co-worker or person. Once the fart has been completely released, the farter must then abruptly end the converstation by alerting the fartee by stating, "I just stink lasso'd you".
Greg: Listen to this, I was downtown last night with my girlfriend. I ran into Tiger Woods and he---
Tim: I just stink lasso'd you <walks away>
Tim: I just stink lasso'd you <walks away>
by Daniel San February 4, 2006
Taking a dump into a long sock and then swinging it around your head before slapping it into your partner face. Works best with slightly runny shit.
by bungus June 8, 2010