soaked

When you have had way to much to drink and are flat-faced drunk.

Man, that dude is SOAKED!!!

by shinytown December 3, 2016

soaking

The process by which one delays washing one's dishes indefinitely.

A rice cooker pot takes about 30 minutes to soak through before it's ready for washing. She's left hers soaking in the sink for 3 days now under that pretext!

by anthonylebrun January 25, 2009

soaked

To get completly drunk and beligerent, as after the "pre-soak" at the home before the bar

man when we got to the bar we were just soaked

by Kudge May 2, 2006

Soaked

A safe term used to describe being stoned when in front of people that cannot know that you are stoned. It's popularity has grown drastically in the greater Miami area.

Upon hearing this term most people automatically assume that you are referring to wetting your pants or just being wet in general. No one ever assumes that you are implying being under the influence of marijuana.

Dude, I'm soaked.

I got soaked earlier but we had a great time.

by Ind3lible May 26, 2011

SOAK

The Source of All Knowledge. (Wikipedia)

Can also be used as a verb: To SOAK meaning to use the SOAK to acquire information.

"I'm going to the SOAK because I don't know anything about the absolute ruler, Louis XIV."

"Who is Aung San Suu Kyi?"
"I do not know, perhaps you should SOAK it."

by midget in the playground October 31, 2007

SOAK

The Source of All Knowledge
AKA - The Internet

The place from which any question can be answered, given you're smart enough to find it.

Q: Do platypus really lay eggs?

A: I don't know, look it up on the Big Soak.

by Ryan David December 10, 2004

Soak

A person who is very inebriated and may act like a dooch or a bull-dyke. The creative aspect of the word is that it allows you to modify it depending on the severity of drunkness.

Dammmnnn, that bitch is soaked

Yo dude! You are soaking wet, you need a towel.

Freakin sponge dripping all over the place.(Used for excessive hammered-ness)

Wow! What a soak!

That doosch is a wash cloth

Vrooom! Vroooom

by Sires St December 22, 2009