Banging a chick while your dehydrated turtle head poop acts as a cork holding in the methane and fecal slurry of greasy, spicy food waste; then timing the unclenching of your sphincter with your orgasm causing the explosive release of the "cork" and the spraying and pouring of said fecal slurry wildly onto the receiver of your affection as the cum shot blast her vaginal walls.
On his cheat day Jimmy crushed a sardine pizza with jalapeños and extra cheese as well
as two dozen suicide wings; and then went and corkscrewed Angie, and that's why she's moving. He said it was great!
as two dozen suicide wings; and then went and corkscrewed Angie, and that's why she's moving. He said it was great!
by Psychoee July 23, 2019
Friend: My entire family and I corkscrewed this wine bottle last night!
Me: Sick, my girlfriend and I do that too sometimes, but I’ve never corkscrewed with my parents!
Me: Sick, my girlfriend and I do that too sometimes, but I’ve never corkscrewed with my parents!
by SexLuma March 30, 2021
Really lame and gay rollercoaster at the theme park Seaworld on the Gold Coast in Australia. The line for the ride is so long, and yet its a peice of shit ride that lasts for 23 seconds. It's slow, not violent and its a pussy ride.
To think something is corkscrew is too think its not cool, lame, shit, gay, fucked, gooked etc
To think something is corkscrew is too think its not cool, lame, shit, gay, fucked, gooked etc
by MB-Q1 October 11, 2006
A stupid little slut that steals your boyfriend. not to mention she's not bright at all. And hse is GAWKY yea GAWKY...
by callie hensly April 14, 2008
1. Screwing a girl using a cork.
2. screwing a girl by inserting your penis and then turning it around inside her. Not by going in and out or up and down but by twisting it in a circle. (Note: You will have to move with your dick as it is impossible to turn around and around otherwise.)
2. screwing a girl by inserting your penis and then turning it around inside her. Not by going in and out or up and down but by twisting it in a circle. (Note: You will have to move with your dick as it is impossible to turn around and around otherwise.)
Sally and Tom to corkscrew her that evening because she was feeling adventurous.
John told his wife that he wanted to use the cork from their new bottle of wine to corkscrew her.
John told his wife that he wanted to use the cork from their new bottle of wine to corkscrew her.
by bibbledeeboo December 5, 2010
Sex organ of a maphel(see deffinintion) arranged so the penis pertrudes from the vagina resembling a corkscrew.
by John Matt June 18, 2003
A sexual act in which the passive partner sits on the blades of a modified ceiling fan and the active partner penetrates her from below. If done properly and with sufficient lubrication, this arrangement should cause mutual delight as the gentle rotation of the ceiling fan causes her to "corkscrew" in place on his phallus.
The Anatolian Corkscrew was invented by Sultan Abdülmecid I of the Ottoman Empire, and first actuated in 1852, in the city of İzmit. Of course, the Sultan did not use a ceiling fan, because ceiling fans were not yet known to the Ottomans at that time. Instead, he had his carpenters build a bespoke spinner from imported larch wood. There has been some speculation as to whom His Majesty first boinked on the contraption, but most historians agree that it was not his then most recent (and, in fact, twentieth) wife, Serfiraz Hanımefendi. Her preferences tended towards the vanilla.
The Anatolian Corkscrew was invented by Sultan Abdülmecid I of the Ottoman Empire, and first actuated in 1852, in the city of İzmit. Of course, the Sultan did not use a ceiling fan, because ceiling fans were not yet known to the Ottomans at that time. Instead, he had his carpenters build a bespoke spinner from imported larch wood. There has been some speculation as to whom His Majesty first boinked on the contraption, but most historians agree that it was not his then most recent (and, in fact, twentieth) wife, Serfiraz Hanımefendi. Her preferences tended towards the vanilla.
Bill impressed Alice by assembling a bespoke ceiling fan with five polished larchwood blades and installing it in their bedroom. That night, Alice told Bill she wanted to try the Anatolian corkscrew. When comprehension dawned on him, Bill went promptly to the hardware store, picked up the supplies he needed, and set to work lowering the fan.
by Epic Tetus February 28, 2015