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Sex party consisting of golden showers, tea bagging, watersports, boston pancake, strawberry shortcake, cincinnati bowtie, glass bottom boat, flag polling, all topped off with dirty sanchez, and abe lincoln. Usually practiced by repressed conservatives following a failed political rally.
Goin' to the Tea Party? Yeah, I got my pink socks, an American flag, and plenty of lubricant.
Tea Party by RussianLimbaugh May 15, 2009
When he's done, you say "oh what a lovely tea party".
tea party by Gumba Gumba June 11, 2006
A Tea Party is a meeting in a public men's restroom stall for anonymous gay sex at 4pm, tea time. "Tea Party 4pm" is usually written in permanent marker on the inside wall of restroom stalls where this takes place.
George Michael hosts a tea party Tuesdays at 4pm in Roxbury Park.
Tea Party by asswipejohnson July 24, 2011
The Greek military police's name for beating of a prisoner by a group of military police using thier fists.
The ESA (Army Police Corps) from 1967 to 1974 used many different methods of torture including, "tea party" and "tea party with toast".
tea party by JohnWoo July 31, 2010
The kind of ineffectual corporate meeting that reminds me of how my kindergarten girl friends would get together with thier fake tea pot and cups. Drink fake tea. Pretend to be grown-ups. Give each other fake complements. And tell fake stories.
Jeff - Hey Bill, did you notice that Michael has set up another one of his tea parties for next Wednesday to talk about improving the deployment process?

Kristine - Jeff, do you want to meet for lunch with us at Quiznos? We're going to meet there at 11:30.

Jeff - No, I can't. That weenie Michael set up another tea party for 11:30 to noon.
tea party by Catjuice July 22, 2008
An orgy or an out of control sex parrrtay.
Becca like to have tea parties with all of her little friends, and hopefully she doesnt tell her mom what it means.
Tea party by b-unit c. May 3, 2005