by Sussex Squad Squaddie January 1, 2022
A person who trolls social media to cyber stalk and bully anyone who criticizes Meghan Markle negatively. They are part of the terror group,Meghan Markle is funding and supporting, called the Sussex Squad to carry out cyber attacks on people who talk about her.
This Sussex Psycho should be investigated by Homeland Security.
by Sussex Squad Squaddie January 1, 2022
Duds of Sussex (noun.) Alternative title given to the Duke and Duchess of Sussex. (Dud, single masculine noun. Dudsness, single feminine noun. Duds, short plural noun. Dudling, Dudlings, dimunitive single and plural nouns).
Referring to their career failures. From the Dudsness' 72 days of actual royal service, the Dud's poorly ghost written memoir, Jeremy Zimmer, prestigious talent representative at UTA, called the Dudsness "not a great audio talent, or necessarily any kind of talent", and both Duds were called "f***ing grifters" by Spotify executive Bill Simmons. Further, their charity was called into question when public disclosures revealed they work 1 hour per week.
Personal blunders include lying about a 2 hour, "near catastrophic", high speed paparazzi car chase in New York City. NYC Mayor Eric Adams and the NYPD stated that no chase occurred and the Duds of Sussex "arrived safely home".
Hypocritically, the Duds of Sussex left the United Kingdom for the United States—a country which successfully fought a war to be free from the Crown's rule. However, they demand that people in the USA address them and their children by peerage titles. The USA does not have a system of nobility and ruthlessly satirized the couple on the cartoon "South Park". (Season 26, episode 2, "Worldwide Privacy Tour").
In a gesture of goodwill, the US citizens have bestowed a title crafted exclusively for them: The Duds of Sussex. Their children are to be called "Dudlings".
Referring to their career failures. From the Dudsness' 72 days of actual royal service, the Dud's poorly ghost written memoir, Jeremy Zimmer, prestigious talent representative at UTA, called the Dudsness "not a great audio talent, or necessarily any kind of talent", and both Duds were called "f***ing grifters" by Spotify executive Bill Simmons. Further, their charity was called into question when public disclosures revealed they work 1 hour per week.
Personal blunders include lying about a 2 hour, "near catastrophic", high speed paparazzi car chase in New York City. NYC Mayor Eric Adams and the NYPD stated that no chase occurred and the Duds of Sussex "arrived safely home".
Hypocritically, the Duds of Sussex left the United Kingdom for the United States—a country which successfully fought a war to be free from the Crown's rule. However, they demand that people in the USA address them and their children by peerage titles. The USA does not have a system of nobility and ruthlessly satirized the couple on the cartoon "South Park". (Season 26, episode 2, "Worldwide Privacy Tour").
In a gesture of goodwill, the US citizens have bestowed a title crafted exclusively for them: The Duds of Sussex. Their children are to be called "Dudlings".
The Duds of Sussex are egomaniacial grifters.
by US Citizens July 7, 2023
A Joey Sussex is a male usually between the ages of 16-25 who lives in the Sussex county of England, probably will be seen wearing a slim fit tracksuit and Nike Huaraches, listens to grime and tries to talk 'street' in an attempt to impress all his other Joey Sussex friends.
Joey Sussex 1: "Come fam lets go Portslade innit"
Joey Sussex 2: "Nah man aint got no p for the bus still..."
Bystander1: "Ergh why are they talking like that ?"
Bystander 2: "Because they're both what you'd call a Joey Sussex!"
Joey Sussex 2: "Nah man aint got no p for the bus still..."
Bystander1: "Ergh why are they talking like that ?"
Bystander 2: "Because they're both what you'd call a Joey Sussex!"
by TeeReal February 26, 2018
the best town i know of (after spending 9 years there).
was a military base, still kinda is idk im no armyman
had a good pop company going, i think they sold it to pepsi. either that or coke idk but they still make 'sussex ginger ale.
the old train station is quite historic, but now it is one third museum one third open space and one third ice cream shop. the Sullys ice cream business. named after the sullivan family, who founded it.
they're middle school sucks. not the school, but the teachers. at least it was that way when i went there.
home of the atlantic balloon fiesta, a hot air balloon festival.
it's honestly just a small town with a lot of awesomeness.
sidenote... i think at least 40% of the people who live in sussex have disabilities. like, mental shit like autism and shit like that it's creepy...
was a military base, still kinda is idk im no armyman
had a good pop company going, i think they sold it to pepsi. either that or coke idk but they still make 'sussex ginger ale.
the old train station is quite historic, but now it is one third museum one third open space and one third ice cream shop. the Sullys ice cream business. named after the sullivan family, who founded it.
they're middle school sucks. not the school, but the teachers. at least it was that way when i went there.
home of the atlantic balloon fiesta, a hot air balloon festival.
it's honestly just a small town with a lot of awesomeness.
sidenote... i think at least 40% of the people who live in sussex have disabilities. like, mental shit like autism and shit like that it's creepy...
guy 1: holy fuck! giant cows from mars!!!!!!
guy2: dude, calm ur boner its just daisy and buttercup, the two statues of cows marking the entrance to Sussex, N.B.
or, more commonly: Sussex?!?! where the fuck is that?!?!
guy2: dude, calm ur boner its just daisy and buttercup, the two statues of cows marking the entrance to Sussex, N.B.
or, more commonly: Sussex?!?! where the fuck is that?!?!
by hiqwertyhi June 27, 2011
A faculty located in Falmer, Sussex. Love to make fun to the neighboring University of Brighton, for some reason. It's a very known fact that everyone in sussex wanted to go to Oxbridge but they couldn't because of mental diseases, so they just find the nearest university in ranking to laugh about so they could complain studying in a shite university.
by Notabrightonunistudent December 26, 2011
Loosely organized online group of supporters of Prince Harry and Meghan. Formed as a method of active pushback to hateful/vitriolic language and stories that mainly targeted Meghan Markle once her engagement to Prince Harry was announce in November of 2017.
"The Sussex Squad not only works to promote the work of Harry, 34, and Meghan, 37, but also to take down the haters, in internet speak."
Katie Kindelan, Good Morning America
Katie Kindelan, Good Morning America
by Supreme Sussex May 24, 2022